Homeschool or Die

Reason #135: When they’re not trying to boff the students, the teachers are trying to kill them:

A science teacher was being questioned by police on suspicion of attempted murder today after a 14-year-old boy was left with serious head injuries after an alleged attack at his school. Peter Harvey, 49, is also being questioned about alleged assaults on two other pupils, believed to be a boy and a girl, also 14.

This also tends to belie the oft-heard, never-proven claim that teaching children science will somehow cause them to magicallyscientifically behave in a more rational manner.