About that non-existent war on Christmas

Paranoia doesn’t mean someone isn’t really out to get Santa:

FGCU administration has banned all holiday decorations from common spaces on campus and canceled a popular greeting card design contest, which is being replaced by an ugly sweater competition. In Griffin Hall, the university’s giving tree for needy preschoolers has been transformed into a “giving garden.”

The point isn’t that Christmas is in danger of being eradicated. The point is that those who celebrate Christmas know that those who insist on replacing “Merry Christmas” with “Happy Holidays” will ban Christmas if they are ever given the opportunity.

You know, there’s probably an animated Christmas special to be found in this somewhere….