The clown prince returns

Every now and then, Jonah reminds us that he wasn’t always a Serious Bestselling Author:

The Magic Negro: That man needs us to pass an energy policy that works with automakers to raise fuel standards, and makes corporations pay for their pollution, and oil companies invest their record profits in a clean energy future — an energy policy that will create millions of new jobs that pay well and can’t be outsourced. That’s the change we need.

Jonah: Why stop there? Why not force oil companies to invest in perpetual motion machines, dogs that don’t poop and free holodecks for every American.

Dogs that don’t poop! Free holodecks! Now, there’s a platform that Americans can get behind.