It bodes ill for the insane

The “Rightosphere”, which was so squishy-right that it fell in love with Rudy Giuliani and rejected Ron Paul, isn’t exactly enamored with John McCain:

1) Do you intend to vote for John McCain in November?

A) Yes: 40 — 75%
B) No: 13 — 25%

9) How enthusiastic would you be about actually having John McCain as President on a 10 scale? Think of a score of 10 as being extremely enthusiastic and excited and 1 as being about very upset and unenthusiastic.

Average score: 4.7

And I didn’t even vote in this one. I think he’ll be destroyed by the Lizard Queen; in the unlikely chance that the Magic Negro’s scheduled political demise does not take place in the next month, I expect he’ll walk right over McCrazy too. On excitement, however, I’d rate the three thusly:

9 – Obama. His presidency would be MUCH crazier than now imagined.
7 – McCain. Hey, I’m a wargamer. Seeing him try to fight wars on four fronts while simultaneously pursuing Osama bin Laden TO THE VERY GATES OF HELL would be intriguing, if nothing else.
3 – Clinton. She offers nothing more than the boring and predictable march of the blackskirts. For, you know, the children.