VPFL Week 8

The Piranha of the Serengeti shred their opponent like an unlucky Amazonian cow with the league’s first 100-point game of the year:

103 Mounds View Meerkats
84 Cranberry Bogs

75 Winston Reverends
57 W.C. Silver Spooners

69 Greenfield Grizzlies
51 Burns ICU

65 Masonville Marauders
33 Village Valkyries

51 East Mesa WhiteTrash
24 Black Mouth Curs

Upon further review, it seems that the Bogs may have greater cause for complaint than the Meerkats. While it is, of course, absurd that a team that is tied for the third-most points is currently languishing in eighth place, six games out of first, it’s even more ridiculous that a team which has scored 33 more points than anyone else is in SIXTH place with a 4-4 record.

Especially when they put up 84 points this week, nine more than anyone else except the mighty Meerkats, against whom they had the very bad fortune to be playing. Mounds View may appear to be out of the running for a playoff spot, but no one wants to face them.