Apparently I’m not a feminist

Such a shock:

You Are 26% Feminist

No one would consider you a feminist. You believe women should hold on to traditional gender roles. Well, that’s not the world we’re living in anymore. Time to wake up to the 21st century!

Typical mindless blather. I’d like to send the woman who wrote those last two sentences to the Parisian banlieus or certain parts of London. It seems that coastal feminists haven’t noticed yet, but there are more female slaves in the West than there were 100 years ago and the fastest growing part of the population in most Western countries is the one that believes in cliterectomies and honor killings.

You’ve got three choices, ladies. Traditional Christian bondage, the Islamic burqah or the secular brothel. You’re within a decade of getting as close to Happy Happy Unicornitopia as you’re ever going to get; the inevitable counterreaction hasn’t even begun yet and it’s going to be a remarkable bitch.

If you’re lucky, you’ll look beautiful in chains.