Obama is gay?

I haven’t been paying much attention to the Democrats since the “race” is simply a delayed coronation for Hillary, but I would have thought that the Magic Negro coming out wouldn’t have completely escaped my notice.

Presidential Candidates In First Ever Gay Debate

Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards have confirmed they will participate.

We’ve all known for years that the Lizard Queen is a lesbian and we were famously informed that John Edwards is light in the loafers, but I had no idea that Obama had come out of the closet too. Interesting.

By the way, if you haven’t seen the looks on Sean Hannity’s and Alan Colmes’s faces when Gennifer Flowers is on their show and casually mentions that everyone in Little Rock knows about Hillary’s preference for women, you’re truly missing something. I can’t believe no one has put that on YouTube yet.

This does promise to be one of the most interesting debates on the Democratic side, though. The battle over whether the Pet Shop Boys, Erasure or the Indigo Girls are the greatest band in the history of the world should be a savage one. Although it could be even more interesting if they had the Republicans debating related issues.

Rudy, having lived with homosexuals, would hold the significant advantage, of course, when it came to answering questions about Brokeback Mountain and skin moisturizers. But I think Tommy Thompson just might surprise everyone, I mean, can you really be called Tommy at 50-whatever years of age and not have a disco ball or two in your closet?