The dish is rancid

Andrew Sullivan demonstrates that he’s not only got a giant fork sticking out of his back, he’s beginning to turn green and smell:

If gun rights are civil rights, why would anyone feel the need to hide the fact that they own one?

Gee, that’s a really tough one. Here’s four reasons off the top of my head. I’m sure I could come up with more if I thought about it for five seconds.

A) They’re worth hundreds of dollars.
B) Criminals who require them for nefarious purposes usually prefer to steal them rather than buy them.
C) Governments continually demonstrate a desire to confiscate them.
D) Liberals have been screaming for decades that the Second Amendment is a collective right, not an individual one.

Does anyone still think this guy is intelligent? I can’t understand why anyone ever did.