Kidnapping lessons courtesy of the US government

Another case of the Patriarchy protecting the glass ceiling by keeping a strong, independent, successful woman down:

Astronaut Lisa Nowak was fired from NASA on Wednesday, a month after she was charged with trying to kidnap a woman she regarded as her romantic rival for the affections of a space shuttle pilot.

If Nowak were a civil servant, NASA would have the choice of placing her on administrative leave, leave without pay or indefinite suspension until the charges are resolved, said NASA spokesman James Hartsfield in Houston. But because she is an officer, those options are not available.

She will be assigned to the staff at the Chief of Naval Air Training in Corpus Christi, Texas, starting in two weeks, Navy Cmdr. Lydia Robertson said. Robertson said she didn‘t know what specific job Nowak would be doing.

Do they have no respect for Women’s History Month? Those damnable Patriarchs just have to try and ruin everything!