I am agog, I am aghast. Why, I am not at liberty to divulge, but let’s just say that I would have been less surprised to come home from the gym today and discover Spacebunny in flagrante delicto with Rosie O’Donnell than the mind-bending news I actually received in my inbox.
I would have been far less taken aback by the revelation that the X-Files was a documentary or that the Lizard Queen was actually human. The world is a much, much stranger place than you would ever imagine.