How to make the church your bitch

Bane points out the latest Californication:

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has tossed out all sexual moral conduct codes at colleges, private and Christian schools, daycare centers and other facilities throughout his state, if the institutions have any students who get state assistance.

The governor yesterday signed a bill that would require all businesses and groups receiving state funding — even if it’s a state grant for a student — to condone homosexuality, bisexuality and transsexuality. There is no exception for faith-based organizations or business owners with sincerely held religious convictions, critics note.

The state gives money to the church for precisely the same reason that pedophiles offer candy to children. I’m not outraged, I think this clarifies things rather nicely. If you’re foolish enough to take their candy and listen to their sweet stories about puppies, you shouldn’t be shocked when they finally decide to take you and rape you.

Live free or else.

PS: Hey, Hugh Hewitt and all you pragmatic conservatives… how ya like him now?