Somewhere in Tennessee, the Pan-Galactic one is laughing himself sick:
he players—one capped several times for England— were caught on camera cavorting with a pal well known in the music industry in a homosexual orgy that will shock soccer. The three men—who cannot be identified for legal reasons—are pictured wearing just vests and boxer shorts as they tackle each other in ways fans never expected.
This is going to be a much bigger story in Europe than the Danish cartoons – it’s already cracked the Italian papers – and should lead to some amusing appalling chants at the World Cup in Germany this summer.
I’m just hoping Manchester United is involved somehow.