From the Nihilist in Golf Pants:
11. Whittington bears a remarkable resemblance to a quail
10. Just to watch him die
9. Whittington had just filled his SUV and Cheney wanted the oil
8. Cheney tired of Jesse Ventura’s taunts about him for never having hunted man
7. Cheney thought Wittington was a major league a-hole, big time
6. Iraq war bloodlust no longer satisfies the Vice President
Oh yes, there’s more….