Mailvox: fan mail

I don’t usually post fan mail, but RT’s missive amused me:

Sir Vox – I have to confess that I worship you. You are the kind of man every guy aspires to be. I would be grateful to be of use to you in any way – do tasks for you, turn money over to you, do anything you say – like you deserve.

Please let me know how I can be of use so I can help contribute to your rise, like you deserve.

Whoah… easy there, hoss. The compliments are much appreciated and all, but let’s not get carried away. Anyhow, the first thing you have to do if you want to be an alpha is stop thinking like a beta and resist the urge to kowtow to those you admire. Bend the knee to no man and no government but God. As to your offer, if there was one thing I could wish for this Christmas season, it’s that all the children of the world could join hands together and sing in a spirit of peace and harmony….

If I am ever in need of a mule to make the Bogota-Miami run or am looking score some retired Soviet military-grade plutonium, rest assured I won’t hesitate to think of you.