The retirement gap
By Teresa Heinz
October 8, 2005
The Boston Globe
Isn’t it interesting how a feminist always feels the need to pretend that she’s a normal, heterosexual, married woman when her partner-in-crime is running for office? Or, for that matter, when she is. If feminists were actually mainstream, normal women would instead be surreptitiously dropping their married names when in the public eye.
That’s why it amuses me when people talk about a second President Clinton. If the Lizard Queen gets elected – and she may well – I expect her to announce that she’d prefer to be addressed as President Rodham by mid-November 2011.
That’s if we’re lucky. If we’re not, we’ll be publicly confessing our sins against Her Reptilian Majesty prior to being carted off in the tumbrils.