Mellochic advocates blatant dishonesty and gold-digging:
Wow…. I feel like my sarcastic commentary can’t really do this column justice. This whole article is crap. I mean… picture this… you’re out on your first date with someone, and you start talking about how much you want to get married and have lots of kids. Now, if that doesn’t scare them off…. Creepy McCrypto? Yeah… why didn’t I drop out of high school to make babies with worthless future janitors of america? Damn… guess I’ll have to settle with my chemical engineering degree and reconcile myself to an awesome Ivy-League boyfriend. What was I thinking?
Let’s see, a girl with a chemical engineering degree dating a guy from the Ivy League… yes, actually, the image of Creepy McCrypto does tend to spring to mind. Note, too, how future janitors are “worthless” but the mere fact of attending the Ivy League makes a man “awesome”.
Now, I’m not saying she’s a golddigger, but… you know the rest. The bit about scaring them off would be funny if it wasn’t so sad… Mellochic tacitly admits her desire for marriage and children while managing to miss the entire point of the exercise, which is for a woman who desires children to winnow out those men who will be scared off so she can focus her attention on those who aren’t. As for the whole article being crap, if it were not for some minor points of grammar and punctuation, it would be hard to improve on this gentleman’s take:
“Why, yes, the easiest way to get married and have children is to have meaningless casual overnight sex, work 60 hour jobs after 5 years of college, tell men you never want to marry or have kids, stay in long term relationships with guys that hate children and don’t want them, and ignoring obvious faults in men they date for the sake of converting him later, and try to make no logical sense in choosing a partner.. yes.. THAT is the best path to take.“
As for Creepy McCrypto herself, allow me to make a prediction. Her nomination will not even make it to the floor of the U.S. Senate.