This is hilarious:
UNICEF’s first adult-only episode of “The Smurfs,” in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters’ village is annihilated by warplanes, has terrified young children….
It opens with the Smurfs dancing, hand in hand, around a campfire and singing the Smurf song. Bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom-shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky. The Smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. The final scene shows a scorched and tattered Baby Smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone Smurfs.
Is there any chance that this isn’t destined to become a cult classic, played repeatedly in nightclubs around the world? I’ll bet some industrial band is using it as part of their live show within weeks. Can’t you imagine Ministry cranking out “New World Order” with dying Smurfs filling the giant screens in the background?
At least someone in the UN has a sense of humor. This makes me optimistic that they will soon be able to convince the Peyo family that a short film showing Smurfette snorting coke and taking on all of Smurfsville in a massive gangbang is the best way to warn humanity about the dangers of drugs and sexual promiscuity.
Let’s face it, weren’t you just a little suspicious about Smurfette’s moral character, or the lack of it, being that she was the only game in town?