All hail the Lizard Queen

K-Lo notes on NRO:

CHENEY ’08. In the September American Enterprise, Michelle Malkin declares her support for Dick Cheney.

Still not a fan and so not a fan of either one of them. Perhaps we’ll be fortunate, they’ll fall in love and run off together to live happily ever after in the neocon’s paradise known as Iraq: the Occupation.

A few months ago, I would have said that Bill Owens just might be a Republican I could support, but that’s clearly not the case now. I know from secondhand experience that Pawlenty is a whore in conservative’s clothing. Giuliani and McCain are Democrats. Bush (Jeb) and Cheney are UN loyalists. Schwarzenegger is Austrian.

In other words, I’m pretty sure already that I won’t be voting Republican for the fifth straight time, even though IT WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER! Again.

My take on this endorsement is that the Lizard Queen is nearly a sure thing now. She’d slaughter Cheney even if she announced that she was leaving Bill for Cheney’s daughter in the middle of the Democratic national convention.