Hollywood realism

A compilation of movie lameness:

2. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare….

21. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.

Remember, these are the same people that argue they have to be able to show humans being blown away in every other scene because they are “keeping it real”. When you combine the constant insults to their potential audience’s intelligence and the inability to find new and interesting stories to transform into the visual medium – there’s still no Dark is Rising film, but both The Bad News Bears and The Dukes of Hazzard have been remade already – it’s no wonder that box offices are declining.

The last movie I saw in the theatre was Return of the King. I don’t feel as if I’ve missed a thing.