From the Republicans Are Pussies department

From NRO:

“FORMER TOP-NOTCH PEST EXTERMINATOR” [Rich Lowry ]
Eugene Robinson manages two snotty exterminator references in his DeLay column today.

Boo-freaking-hoo. If DeLay had serious stones, he’d show up for a press conference with whatever flamethrower contraption it is that exterminators carry and announce something like:

“I’ve taken down bigger cockroaches than Nancy Pelosi and Howard Dean in my day.” Then blast Wolf Blitzer or whoever in the face with whipped cream or whatever.

The media would never dare give him a hard time about it again, because people would think it was awesome.

Then again, thinking like this may be why I’m not a campaign advisor or a politician….