Have I taught you nothing?

Jamie disappoints me:

So I go to check out free week, and I realised that they’re asking me to sign up with my address and phone number on an unsecured webpage just to browse. I’m not comfortable doing that….

Dear Jamie,

They’re not going to verify your telephone number before they let you read it, much less your physical address. Almost no web site does. Never let an opportunity to insert garbage into Carnivore’s great data collection system pass to pass you by. It’s your moral duty!

Best regards,
Veronica Dawson