The wit and wisdom of Celine Dion

When I see a man cry to me, it is a blessing.
– Celine Dion

I don’t know why, but whenever Celine Dion opens her mouth – as long as she isn’t singing – it makes me laugh. And hearing her pontificate, as she is apparently wont to do on whatever random music show Space Bunny is watching, sent me into hysterics. The fact that we had absolutely no idea in what context she was speaking only made it funnier.

I would pay serious money for a recording of her reading Sartre.