First, a correction is in order. My apologies to the two parties involved.
Most Likely To Segue Into Anti-Papism: ET (not EN, who is down with JPII)
Most Likely To Burst Into Song, (aka the Julie Andrews Award): JamieR
Most Annoying Comment Format: Chuck(le) Pelto
Most Likely To Go To Hell: The Atriocities
Best Reliance On Undeserved Divine Grace: Bane
Best Imputation Of Personal Dislike On The Part Of Vox: ajw308
Best Creative Spelling: Nate
Best Creative Grammar: Gregg
Best Reform Program For The Public Schools: Fred
Best Addition To The English Language: The OC
Best Obsession With High School Glory Days: Michael M
Best Negativity Towards A Sitting President: (tie) Ihatedashrub, VD
Most Likely To Get Linked From VP: The OC
Best Battle Cry: PORCUS
Best Imputation Of Sexual Deviancy: Soup
Best Confession Of Ubergeekdom: El Borak
Best Class Warrior: Cedarford
Most Likely To Get Audited: Whose Paranoid
Best Excuse To Take Out A Contract Hit: Digital Cowboy
Best Dramatic Exit: Glick7