CW has a suggestion:
This awards season got me thinking, “How about some Vox cred for your loyal readership?”. For example, in the catagory of:
Least Likely to Vacation North of the Mason Dixon – Nate
Best Home Arsenal – Nate
Longest Comments – Nick B.
Most Consecutive Comments – Nick B.
Most Layers of Tin-foil in His Hat – Me, maybe Dread
At year end, winners in each catagory would receive a statuette of Michelle Malkin, known as the Vox Daisy.
Statuette? I think blow-up dolls would be more appropriate, considering that rather unfortunate WND picture. And while I appreciate CW’s paranoia for the work of psychosocial art it is, it’s clear that it’s the Dread Pirate who wears the tin foil crown.
Other categories:
Most Likely To Weep During His Acceptance Speech: Bane
Most Likely To Segue Into Anti-Papism: EN
Most Likely To Have Photoshopped Fakes of Vox Sans Clothing: Zink
Most Likely To Have Actual Pictures of Vox Sans Clothing: White Buffalo
Most Likely To Get Banned In A Momentary Fit Of Pique: Bill
Most One-Track Mind: Crystal Lake
Most Intellectually Fearsome: Res Ispa
Best Left-Wing Sport (varsity): Franger
Best Left-Wing Sport (junior varsity): TimF
Miss Congeniality: Dystopia
Best Three Monkey: Craig