CW has a suggestion:
This awards season got me thinking, “How about some Vox cred for your loyal readership?”. For example, in the catagory of:
Least Likely to Vacation North of the Mason Dixon – Nate
Best Home Arsenal – Nate
Longest Comments – Nick B.
Most Consecutive Comments – Nick B.
Most Layers of Tin-foil in His Hat – Me, maybe Dread
At year end, winners in each catagory would receive a statuette of Michelle Malkin, known as the Vox Daisy.
Statuette? I think blow-up dolls would be more appropriate, considering that rather unfortunate WND picture. And while I appreciate CW’s paranoia for the work of psychosocial art it is, it’s clear that it’s the Dread Pirate who wears the tin foil crown.
Most Likely To Weep During His Acceptance Speech: Bane
Most Likely To Segue Into Anti-Papism: EN
Most Likely To Have Photoshopped Fakes of Vox Sans Clothing: Zink
Most Likely To Have Actual Pictures of Vox Sans Clothing: White Buffalo
Most Likely To Get Banned In A Momentary Fit Of Pique: Bill
Most One-Track Mind: Crystal Lake
Most Intellectually Fearsome: Res Ispa
Best Left-Wing Sport (varsity): Franger
Best Left-Wing Sport (junior varsity): TimF
Miss Congeniality: Dystopia
Best Three Monkey: Craig