Dogs and destiny

I was picking up outside after the Ridgeback – an activity that always makes me wonder just who is the master and who is the servant – when I encountered a towering pile so massive that it made me want to take a picture of it and post it on the front door. I figure that no BEWARE OF DOG sign could possibly be as intimidating as the sight of that with the words “IF YOU TRESPASS, THIS COULD BE YOU” underneath.

I’m wondering if she might have eaten the UPS guy.