Odds for 2008

Democrats:

2-1 Hillary Clinton

5-1 John Edwards

8-1 Random Democratic senator

9-1 Barack Obama (or whatever his name is)

Republicans:

3-1 Jeb Bush

5-1 Random Republican governor

6-1 Rudy Giuliani

9-1 John McCain

Independents:

1-1 Ralph Nader

666-1 Cthulhu (of course, if he actually decides to run, all bets are off)

Libertarians:

2-1 Someone of whom you’ve never heard.

5-1 Penn Jillette