Four more years

Congratulations Republicans. It hasn’t been formally called yet, but it’s clear that you managed to re-elect George Bush, as I have long expected.

Now that THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES is over (for another four years) I’m sure that we are all looking forward to the nirvanic bliss that an all-Republican federal government will soon bestow upon us.

And, of course, we’ll find out whether your theories of secret plans to move to the right are correct or whether you too will be angry, disaffected and voting third party in 2008.