The Freaky Factor

66. During the course of O’REILLY’S telephone monologue on August 2, 2004, he suggested that Plaintiff ANDREA MACKRIS purchase a vibrator and name it…. It became apparent that Defendant was masturbating as he spoke. After he climaxed, Defendent O’REILLY said to Plaintiff: “I appreciate the fun phone call. You can have fun tonight. I’ll appreciate it. I mean it.”

I have no idea if Brave Sir Billy has been bad, very bad, or not, but the whole thing is beyond question really, really funny. The cheesy porn talk does sound like something Bad Sir Billy might say, as those who’ve had the misfortune to run across the purple prose of his fiction will note.

We’ll find out soon enough if the whole thing is just the fictional creation of Miss Mackris or not. And if it isn’t and The Factor is a superfreak, then I, for one, won’t shed a tear. Well, I might, but only because I’m laughing. If you live like a whore, don’t be surprised when you find yourself going down like a whore.