None can stop the Dark from rising

The Original Cyberpunk writes in alarm:

I have some shocking news about the upcoming and final Star Wars movie. Annikin Skywalker does *not* turn to the dark side! Rather, he’s *dragged* over to the dark side against his will by the evil, scheming, and power-mad Padme Amidala! Here’s the proof! My God, I just realized: maybe Luke and Leia’s mother didn’t die, and maybe the Emperor is not Senator Palpatine. Maybe Luke’s mother *BECOMES THE EMPEROR!*

That certainly would be a more interesting plot angle that what Lucas has got going now…

I’ve said it before and I will say it again. If you haven’t read the OC’s Headcrash, you are seriously missing out.