Live-blogging Miss Universe

The Trunk and I were talking the other day about finding opportunities for live-blogging. Tonight I remembered that the finale of the Miss Universe pageant is televised–inspiration struck!

9:14 — Just in time! They all came out in swimsuits. Hard to pick a favorite at this point.

9:16 — Somehow the swimsuits don’t seem to be as big as they used to be.

9:17 — Miss USA just came out. She’s one of the favorites, but somehow doesn’t quite do it for me.

9:18 — Miss Paraguay is clearly a contender.

9:20 — No offense to our Australian friends, but Miss Australia looks as though she’s hoping to pick up some tips along the runway.

Yeah, that sounds about right. I’ve met some lovely sheilas here and there, but they do often seem to have just a touch of the trailer park, if not the prison ship, about them. While Puerto Rico and Colombia offered some serious competition, I would have voted for Miss Estonia.