JM hates to quibble: But the correct attribution of the item you quote in the first line of your article is _not_ Mark Twain, but Benjamin D’israeli…. Prime Minister of England and noted wit and conversationalist… Please, correct this.
Sorry, no can do. I don’t have access to the WND server anymore, so I can no longer correct such inaccuracies. It might as well be a newspaper. It’s a pity, but there’s nothing I can do about it. My apologies for the false attribution of the reference.