John Kerry: Gay Preacher Man

The New York Times watches Kerry self-destruct: “My point is homosexuality is an idea,” she said. “You have never heard a doctor say, `Mr. and Mrs. John Doe, you have a bouncing baby homosexual.’ It’s an idea.”

Mr. Kerry replied: “Well, I know the deep beliefs, I respect, I’m a Christian, I’ve read the Bible, and I know you can find the clauses that go both ways. I’m not here to argue that with you.”

What clause was that, mon ami? “A man shall leave his parents and cleave to a wife, unless he happens to enjoy bad dance pop, in which case with our blessing he shall worship in my stead a divine trinity of goddesses which I shall send to you in the fullness of time, and engage for all joy in acts considered to be fornication if only the tainted flesh of Eve were involved.

– The Gospel of Saint Judy