A new product line

Mogambo snarls: according to a report by the Bureau of Labor Statistics released last week, the average salary a U.S. worker can expect to make has dropped from $44,570 to $35,410 since 2001. Fabulous. People are making less money. I can’t WAIT to hear how the government weenies put a positive spin on THAT!

Wages dropping while inflation spirals. Yeah, I don’t think this plan of run the economy at Warp 9 until November is working so well. But then, you couldn’t really expect much, considering that one of the members of his Council of Economic Advisors has a dog named Keynes.

Now, if the guy had named his toilet paper after John Maynard, I’d have some hope.