The latest episode of Barcelona Life, in which Farley engages in an epic battle with a monstrous Roast Beast and emerges victorious. Not all heroes wear capes. Some, it seems, wear aprons. For Unauthorized subscribers only.
Tag: Unauthorized
Compost your enemies
Alert David the Good. Composting your enemies will soon be legal in Washington:
Washington is just a governor’s signature away from becoming the first state in the U.S. to legalize the “natural organic reduction” of human remains, colloquially known as “composting.”
On Friday, the state Senate and House of Representatives finalized their approval of bill 5001 (titled “concerning human remains”), which enshrines “organic reduction” and alkaline hydrolysis, a dissolving process sometimes called “liquid cremation,” as acceptable alternatives to traditional burial and cremation.
If you haven’t checked out David the Good’s Grow or Die channel on Unauthorized.TV yet, you’ll definitely want to do so now. Assuming you have an enemy or two, anyhow.
Psychopaths without the laugh track
Owen Benjamin points out that the four characters of Seinfeld are genuinely worse, from a moral perspective, than any inner-city gang banger or motorcycle gang.
Okay, this is a preyed-upon woman, but the laugh track, that makes this scene normal and everyday. That if a woman is in this scenario, that somehow it’s funny. In reality, if you read The Gift of Fear by Gavin Becker, this man will inevitably murder this woman. They always, always, escalate. And there is no one to protect her! Law enforcement, even though there’s a bunch of good cops, there’s not really a way of enforcing the situation if he just takes down the pictures and denies it. This woman without family is absolutely uvulnerable. And that’s what causes her pathology, to make sure that the Soup Nazi lost everything because he wouldn’t capitulate to her self-hatred.
Why wouldn’t she be creeped out, someone asked? Because the modern women is trained not to listen to her instincts. If a Muslim, dressed like a homeless person and staring at you, gets on your elevator, your gut that says “get off” you immediately say “no, you’re being bigoted and Islamophobic, and so you get raped and killed.
When your instincts say, “don’t murder your unborn child,” and then all the media, all your social cues say, “no, that’s the Patriarchy telling you that,” you go on that road long enough, you don’t have instincts, you’re literally a docile cow for the slaughter. You’re domesticated beef!
The self-entitled whore is the product of a society that doesn’t have strong men to lead them into a safe and productive life.
Tapa a tapa
Barcelona Life Episode 3 is now available on Unauthorized.TV. Join Farley and Elizabeth as they go in search of the perfect tapa at the Sitges tapa festival. Free content.
Barcelona Life: Hidden Gems
The second episode of Barcelona Life is now available for subscribers on Unauthorized.TV.
Art Before the Horse
Owen Benjamin has posted his first premium content to UNAUTHORIZED.TV. Called ART BEFORE THE HORSE, it is his entire live show at the children’s museum in Denver, and it is exclusive to the channel. All Unauthorized subscribers have access to the show; non-subscribers can purchase it for $9.99.
Newly UNAUTHORIZED
We’re pleased to announce two new developments on UNAUTHORIZED.TV today. The first is that David the Good is back from his massively successful live tour of South Florida and he has made available a two-hour video of his workshop at The Great South Florida Food Forest Project. It is available for subscribers only.
Live at The Great South Florida Food Forest Project!
Join David The Good for a two hour food forest workshop conducted live in Fort Lauderdale at The Great South Florida Food Forest Project.
We’ve also added a new monthly subscription called the Good Gardening Subscription, a $5 subscription that supports David the Good and his Grow or Die program. Please keep in mind that if you’re already a subscriber, it’s not possible to purchase another one at this time. These direct subscriptions are primarily intended to permit the YouTube subscribers of our creators to offer support for their favorite creators.
Also, the first episode of Barcelona Life is now available to everyone. Enjoy a glimpse into the impossibly glamorous life of an American couple in Spain as they dare intrepid dangers, drink mysterious wines, and put a GoPro on the real star of the show.
Unauthorized: Urban Apocalypse
We’re pleased to announce the newest addition to UNAUTHORIZED.TV on the SURVIVE channel: Urban Apocalypse. This is a bilingual program featuring the highly-respected Italian-Swiss survivalist Piero San Giorgio.
We are working on adding subtitles to some of his more important French-language videos, but in the meantime, we have made eight of his English-language videos available to subscribers, including his interview with Noam Chomsky and his address to the European Parliament. I particularly recommend the video entitled The Center Cannot Hold.
Urban Apocalypse is the first of two new programs we are adding to SURVIVE to go with David the Good’s Grow or Die. The second will be announced in April.
FYI: for the subscribers
The entire audiobook of SJWS ALWAYS DOUBLE DOWN is now available to UNAUTHORIZED.TV subscribers. Six hours and 34 minutes.
Also, after reviewing his finances, Owen Benjamin has contemplated his sins and publicly apologized.
Premium content test
I’ve uploaded a 90-minute extended audio sample of Cuckservative to UNAUTHORIZED in the book section. Subscribers should be able to access and download it. The sample contains what I consider to be the three most important chapters, on the myth of the melting pot, the history of the US conservative movement, and Churchianity.
I’m thinking of adding two new Premium sections for subscribers. One is video book reviews in which I’ll review a book I’ve read; I find it easier to talk about books in that context than write about them. The other is history readings that I consider to be particularly important. I highlight stuff all the time while I’m reading that never makes it to this blog, and that might be a good way of actually getting the information out to interested parties. The reason this strikes me as important is that the only video I’ve had banned from YouTube, and my only strike – now expired – was nothing more than a reading from The Byzantine Empire by Charles Oman.
Year Zero is an ever-present goal of the godless, which is why they hate history. I think it therefore behooves us to preserve it. Anyhow, if you’re Unauthorized, let me know if the Paid Only access works for you and what you think of the two proposed new sections.