Training in action

This is an interesting little clip of four clueless guys attempting to take on a guy who appears to possess a moderate amount of boxing experience. Notice how he keeps moving sideways and backward into open space, only occasionally stepping forward when the opportunity, or in one case, the need, presents itself. The most important thing is that he limits himself to short, quick jabs and crosses; by doing so he avoids committing completely to a strike and thereby leaving himself open. He stays focused on defense throughout and does an excellent job of throwing his opponents down to the ground in order to buy himself more time and clear space whenever he can.

Now, imagine if the guy’s training had incorporated some jujitsu and he’d been throwing some elbows and the occasional low kick of his own instead of only punches… more than the one guy in the white would have been down. Of course, the four guys should have surrounded him from the start, but they had no way of knowing he was a boxer and in the heat of the moment, it’s almost impossible for more than two people to coordinate their actions anyway.

For me, the best moment is when he steps into the white-shirted guy’s second attempt to kick him, catches him off balance on one leg, and puts him down. It reminded me of how one fights a Tae Kwan Do kicker; the minute they plant and start to move their rear leg, step in hard. It’s harder to do than it sounds, because the instinctive reaction is to step back. And Mr. White Shirt is a perfect example of how not to fight. He’s aggressive, but hapless, consistently leading with his face and telegraphing his moves so badly that not a single one of his five attacks even lands, let alone does any harm.

Compare that guy with this man defending his girlfriend. He also shows obvious signs of training, but demonstrates less situational awareness and fighting experience as well as inferior technique. Part of this is because he is taking a more aggressive approach, but he makes the mistake of repeatedly extending himself and twice leaves himself open to an attack by the unengaged opponent, at one point even turning his back on the first guy he attacked. He also leads with his rear hand twice; although he gets away with it here thanks to his opponents’ lack of training, trying that against the first guy would have almost surely met with the rude interruption of a jab to the face.

I was also surprised at his lack of finishing, as I was completely expecting him to kick the first guy in the face when he turned around at the end. But then, the guy had gestured at him, so perhaps he was taught to go to submission rather than incapacitation.


VPFL Week 6

67 Winston Reverends (4-2)
44 Moundsview Meerkats (1-5)

63 Judean Rhyneauxs (4-2)
52 RR Redbeards (2-4)

65 Blackmouth Banksters (4-2)
50 Meigs Marauders (3-3)

69 Valders Quixotes (4-2)
68 Bane Sidhe (4-2)

77 MS Swamp Spartans (3-3)
61 Greenfield Grizzlies (1-5)

This is your weekly NFL discussion thread. I picked up Lance Moore, so naturally Hakeem Nicks is Questionable on the same week that Arian Foster sits. It appears unlikely to be my year… but at least I should be able to beat the woeful Grizzlies, LdT notwithstanding.


New NFL policy

I have absolutely no problem with the idea of the NFL attempting to protect players from serious harm and permanent injury. I remember the outcry when helmet-spearing was banned, but that didn’t harm the sport in the least much less turn it into a girl’s game. And no Vikings fan who remembers Duane Rudd playing linebacker is going to confuse hard hits for good tackling; hitting someone hard and then celebrating the hit as the ball-carrier keeps his feet and runs past you is not what football is all about.

But, as the Vikings’ locker room has noted, there is a tremendous amount of hypocrisy in the league’s current posturing. It is ludicrous to claim that the concerns are primarily driven by player safety when chop-blocks at the knees of offensive linemen are still permitted. (Note that this was the pet cause of noted NFL softie Dr. Z; a rule requiring blockers to face what they hit above the knees was his perfectly reasonable solution.) It’s hard to argue that quarterbacks don’t require some protection when few starters manage to make it through a season anymore, but over the years I’ve noticed that it’s usually the special teams players, not the stars, who wind up with the most serious injuries.


VPFL Week 5

65 Bane Sidhe (4-1)
60 Greenfield Grizzlies (1-4)

75 Judean Rhyneauxs (3-2)
40 Moundsview Meerkats (1-4)

59 RR Redbeards (2-3)
64 Meigs Marauders (3-2)

93 Blackmouth Banksters (3-2)
31 Valders Quixotes (3-2)

44 Winston Reverends (3-2)
83 MS Swamp Spartans (2-3)

As always, this is your weekly NFL discussion thread. I’m still not that worried about the Vikings. I had expected them to be 2-2 at this point; they’ve been in every game and if it weren’t for a failed fourth-and-goal, they’d be exactly where they should be at this point in the season. The Bears are a mirage and it’s the Packers actually who look a lot worse than they were supposed to be this season.

Favre’s elbow, the offensive line, and the injuries in the secondary are concerns, of course, (yes, Nate, Farve’s injury is an issue but the arm isn’t “shot”), but as Favre and Moss get integrated with the offense, I expect them to go on a roll. And then everyone who is writing them off now will get more excited than the win streak justifies and start proclaiming them Super Bowl champs. I think they’ll take the NFC North and after that, who knows? Certainly no one appears to be staking a serious claim to NFC dominance yet.


VPFL Week 4

96 Valders Quixotes (3-1)
47 RR Redbeards (2-2)

79 Moundsview Meerkats (1-3)
51 Meigs Marauders (2-2)

74 Bane Sidhe (3-1)
34 Blackmouth Banksters (2-2)

61 MS Swamp Spartans (1-3)
46 Judean Rhyneauxs (2-2)

68 Winston Reverends (3-1)
43 Greenfield Grizzlies (1-3)

After four weeks, there is no obvious dominant team, but at least the Meerkats and Swamp Spartans have broken their duck. But all of this pales beside the burning issue sweeping the NFL this week: what does Brett Favre look like with his pants on the ground?


Welcome home, Randy!

I was most pleased to learn about the trade between the Patriots and the Vikings yesterday. Moss is still an elite receiver and the Vikings should never have traded him. Had they kept him and pursued Drew Brees, as I had wanted, I think they would have had more success over the last five years.

This bodes very well for the latter half of the season; between Moss, Rice, Harvin, and Peterson, the Vikings have assembled a fearsome collection of offensive talent to match their excellent defense. It should be enough to keep our resident divaquarterback both interested and happy; everyone has forgotten that the Vikings didn’t begin particularly well in 2009 either despite starting off 3-0. The defending Super Bowl champion Saints and the Miami Dolphins are considerably more difficult than the Cleveland Browns and the Detroit Lions and both games were quite close.

And the magical moment that set the stage for the 2009 season, the Favre touchdown to Lewis with no time remaining in the third game, was only necessary because the Vikings were trailing a mediocre San Francisco team. So, if I wasn’t feeling that the Vikes were going to walk away with the Super Bowl – as if any true Vikings fan would EVER think that for a second – I wasn’t the least bit worried about their 0-2 start either.

Adding one of the great receivers of all time and a huge fan favorite isn’t going to hurt either. Aside from what it means for the team’s chances, I’m just glad to have Randy back where he belongs. He never should have left.


VPFL Week 3

84 Bane Sidhe (2-1)
57 Winston Reverends (2-1)

82 RR Redbeards (2-1)
63 Blackmouth Banksters (2-1)

76 Valders Quixotes (2-1)
73 Moundsview Meerkats (0-3)

68 Meigs Marauders (2-1)
54 MS Swamp Spartans (0-3)

57 Judean Rhyneaux (2-1)
55 Greenfield Grizzlies (1-2)

My two much ballyhooed young starting RBs, Shon Greene and Ryan Matthews, have cost me at least two games already. Here’s hoping that Pete Carroll has the brains to start handing the ball to the electric Leon Washington.


VPFL Week Two

79 Blackmouth Banksters (2-0)
49 Mounds View Meerkats (0-2)

77 Winston Reverends (2-0)
54 Judean Rhyneauxs (1-1)

52 Bane Sidhe (1-1)
36 RR Redbeards (1-1)

85 Valders Quixotes (1-1)
50 MS Swamp Spartans (0-2)

76 Meigs Marauders (1-1)
49 Greenfield Grizzlies (1-1)

It is suddenly beginning to look like my much-ballyhooed first-year starting RBs are worthless. Considering that I picked them up in lieu of two keepers, this appears to have been a very poor decision.


VPFL Week One

78 RR Redbeards (1-0)
48 Moundsview Meerkats (0-1)

61 Blackmouth Banksters (1-0)
51 MS Swamp Spartans (0-1)

75 Greenfield Grizzlies (1-0)
44 Valders Quixotes (0-1)

72 Winston Reverends (1-0)
47 Meigs Marauders (0-1)

55 Judean Rhyneauxs (1-0)
48 Bane Sidhe (0-1)

This week’s lesson: don’t leave an RB with 29 points on the bench.


NFL Week One

It didn’t get started right, but at least it got started.

MIN at NO Vikings Saints
CAR at NYG Giants
ATL at PIT Falcons
CLE at TB Browns
DEN at JAX Jaguars
IND at HOU Colts
MIA at BUF Bills
DET at CHI Lions
OAK at TEN Titans
CIN at NE Bengals
ARI at STL Cardinals
SF at SEA 49ERS
GB at PHI Packers
DAL at WAS Cowboys
BAL at NYJ Ravens
SD at KAN Chargers