VPFL 2012 week five

115 Moundsview Meerkats (3-2)
 62 Suburban Churchians (0-5)

90 Fromundah Cheezheads (5-0)
67 Bane Sidhe (3-2)

82  Luna City Gamma Rays (2-3)
37 ’63Mercury Marauders (4-1)

60 Greenfield Grizzlies (3-2)
44 RR Redbeards (1-4)

54 D.C. Hangmen (1-4)
52 Bailout Banksters (3-2)

The second Toyota Blowout of the Week for the Meerkats in a row kept the Churchians winless, while the Hangmen got their first win of the season against the Banksters.  Dare we hope this is an omen for society at large?  Fromundah still looks dominant, however, staying undefeated as the Marauders fell from perfection in a big way, putting up only 37 points on the week.

This is, as always, the open NFL thread.


VPFL 2012 week 4

104 Moundsview Meerkats (2-2)
59 D.C. Hangmen (0-4)

94 Greenfield Grizzlies (2-2)
79 Luna City Gamma Rays (1-3)

95 Fromundah Cheezheads (4-0)
55 Suburban Churchians (0-4)

82 Bailout Banksters (3-1)
58 RR Redbeards (1-3)

77  ’63Mercury Marauders (4-0)
59 Bane Sidhe (3-1)

This is your weekly open NFL thread


VPFL 2012 Week 3

100 Fromundah Cheezheads (3-0)
67  D.C. Hangmen (0-3)

89 ’63Mercury Marauders (3-0)
52 Suburban Churchians (0-3)

68 Bane Sidhe (3-0)
45 Luna City Gamma Rays (1-2)

66 Bailout Banksters (2-1)
33 Greenfield Grizzlies (1-2)

56 RR Redbeards (1-2)
52 Moundsview Meerkats (1-2)

This is your weekly open NFL thread


VPFL 2012 Week Two

84 Bailout Banksters   (1-1)
47 Luna City Gamma Rays   (1-1)

83 Greenfield Grizzlies  (1-1)
77 Moundsview Meerkats   (1-1)

76 ’63Mercury Marauders (2-0)
36 D.C. Hangmen (0-2)

74 Fromundah Cheezheads (2-0)
43 RR Redbeards (0-2)

60 Bane Sidhe (2-0)
58 Suburban Churchians (0-2)

The Piranha of the Serengeti got off to a good start last week, but the injury to Aaron Hernandez and a disappointing underperformance by Aaron Rodgers sunk them.  I’m benching Rodgers this week, as I have less confidence in him against a pretty solid Seahawks defense than in Alex Smith against yet another sketchy Vikings secondary.

This is your weekly NFL thread.  As far as the NFL goes, it is increasingly apparent that the CJ vs AD question has been settled in favor of the latter.  It’s not the Seahawks, but the Cardinals who have proved to be surprisingly good, and it will be interesting to determine which NFC Central team is worse, the Bears or the Vikings.  As for the Vikings, all we’ve learned is that Frazier is as overly conservative as Childress ever was.  Running the Woody Hayes offense for the first 50 minutes, then taking the training wheels off Christian Ponder for the last ten minutes is not the path to the playoffs.

That may have worked well if AD was 100 percent and running behind the offensive line of four years ago.  But he’s not and he isn’t.



VPFL 12 Week One

67 Moundsview Meerkats (1-0)
65 Bailout Banksters (0-1)

97 Fromundah Cheezheads(1-0)
73 Greenfield Grizzlies (0-1)

70 ’63Mercury Marauders(1-0)
57 RR Redbeards (0-1)

52 Bane Sidhe(1-0)
48 D.C. Hangmen (0-1)

98 Luna City Gamma Rays (1-0)
71 Suburban Churchians (0-1)

Some minor revenge for last year’s championship game isn’t particularly satisfying, but at least the Meerkats are off to a decent start.


VPFL 2012 – still missing two

Sean – (Cranberry Rhyneaux)
Gapeseed – (Grover Beach Quixotes)

I’ll need to get an email from Sean and Gapeseed by the end of the day if they want to play this year. Otherwise, we’ll have two more spots open in the VPFL.


Tucker Max on Obama

I tend to agree with those who believe that you can learn a lot about a man’s character from how he plays sports. In that vein, Tucker Max’s recollection of playing basketball with a mid-30s Barack Obama at the University of Chicago is informative indeed:

“I do remember that he had a good understanding of the game. He knew when to backdoor cut, how to pick and roll, when to take his man away so you could drive, how to block out for rebounds, etc. And he would hit open jumpshots if left alone. He was not some doofus out there trying to get exercise. He understood the basics of basketball very well, which is better than most people who play pick-up. Just this knowledge of the game made him fun to play with.”

“But the thing is, even though he knew the basics and could execute them, his performance wasn’t anything beyond that. He didn’t have what basketball players call ‘old man game.’ Old guys who have that know every trick, use every advantage, and kill your youth and quickness with their guile and strength. That wasn’t Barack. He would beat you if given space, but if you played even half decent defense on him, you could take him out of the game.”

“He played point guard a lot, but I don’t remember him as a dominant court leader, controlling the flow of the game…. Weirdest thing about him — I always thought he would be better than he was. I mean, here was this guy, in good shape, relatively young (mid 30s at the time, I think) clearly likes and knows the game, and is black (so there’s the quasi-racist assumption that he’s good at basketball)… but he was never that great. Even after I knew the limits of his game, I always half-expected one day he would just decide to turn it on and light everyone up, but it never happened. He had everything that you’d think would make him great, and he definitely looked the part, but he never really turned that look into serious production in an actual game. I saw so many people pick him first, and then get burned because he didn’t play up to that pick.

This very much jibes with my perspective on Obama, which is that he is not a competitor and is naturally disengaged. That’s why I expected him to step down after his first term and why I don’t expect him to put in much of an effort in competing against Romney this fall. It’s also why I never put any credence in those who worried, needlessly, in my opinion, about Obama the Would-be Socialist Dictator cancelling the elections and ruling with an iron fist.

He simply doesn’t have it in him to try that hard. He doesn’t see the point of working that hard. This is a pattern that goes back to his high school days in Hawaii and can be seen in his graduate career at Harvard Law, his faux-literary career, and his political career. If someone is going to open the door for him, he’ll certainly bother to stroll through it, but he’s not interested in pushing on the door himself.

I’ve played against a lot of half-hearted competitors like this in a wide variety of sports. The one thing they all do is hang their heads and give up once the tide begins to turn against them. I suspect one reason the Democrats running his campaign already appear to be in panic mode prior to the Republican convention is because they know that if Romney gets a serious convention bounce and starts running ahead of Obama in the polls, Obama is going to quit on the campaign, quite possibly in literal fashion.

Already, he seems to be doing little more than going through the minimal motions necessary. When was his last major speech, his last big press conference? As for the potential for rumored October surprises, particularly from the Fed, ask yourself this question: why would Ben Bernanke prefer a lukewarm banker’s ally like Barack Obama to an enthusiastic quasi-banker like Mitt Romney?

UPDATE: Steve Sailer puts in a lot more work to reach a similar conclusion: My last word: it’s easy to overthink Obama. Don’t overlook the largest element in his make-up—the “apathetic quasi-intellectual sports fan.”


VPFL 2012 rosters

Draft Time: Sat Sep 1 3:00pm CDT

Bailout Banksters – Larry Fitzgerald, Rob Gronkowski, Matt Ryan
RR Redbeards – Tom Brady, Chris Johnson, LaShean McCoy
Greenfield Grizzlies – NEED 3 KEEPERS
Mounds View Meerkats – Aaron Rodgers, Arian Foster, Marques Colston
Sean – (Cranberry Rhyneaux)
Peter Garstig – (Bane Sidhe)
Boetain – (Green Reverends)
Gapeseed – (Grover Beach Quixotes)
上酒 – (Macau Marauders)

Slack Attack – (Swamp Spartans)

So, if you’re one of the three remaining guys – in bold – who have been assigned a team, email me ASAP and I will send you a league invitation as well as your roster from whom you can select up to three keepers.


True sporting equality

Louisa Thomas proposes sexism in the name of sports equality:

Because Augusta is a golf course, and because it hosts the Masters, the announcement that the club was taking women was treated as a sports story. It’s actually a business story, and if it says something about women in American culture, then it says something about the rise of women in finance and politics.

For the story to be about women in sports, the debate isn’t about whether Darla Moore and Condi Rice should be able to wear green jackets. It’s whether Stacy Lewis, the top American on the LPGA tour (and the second-ranked woman in the world), should have a chance to compete for one.

Opening up the Masters to female players would be a hell of a lot more controversial than opening up Augusta to female members. But it wouldn’t be impossible. Give women their own leader board, and give them their own tees — but don’t give them their own tournament. Mix the groups in with the men.

I have a much better idea. Announce that women will be permitted to play in the PGA as soon as men will be permitted to play in the LPGA. No different tees, no different rules, just complete equality regardless of sex.

Anything less would be sexist and therefore unacceptable.