More Vaxx Trax!

Vaxx Trax has released its second track, BATS! Please to listen, download, and enjoy on the new Vaxx Trax playlist. Cultural differences notwithstanding, I still find it utterly impossible to believe that anyone would ever actually want to eat a flying rat. I don’t care how ravenous one is. For me, that was the first indication that the Wuhan wet market narrative was absurd, as it subsequently proved to be. DISCUSS ON SG

One quarter-pounder
Bacon with cheese
Delicious dark meat
From overseas
You feel Corona-chan invading every cell
Covid Nineteen hell
Worse than Taco Bell

Bats!

Into your burgers
Into your stew
Now all your people
Are turning blue
It’s spreading fast through every city, ville, and town
Now they’re all locked down
Now they’re all locked down

Bats!

Those flying rodents barbecuing on the grill
Weakening your will
Now you’re feeling ill

OPERATIC GUITAR SOLO

This appetizer left economies in flames
No insurance claims
You know who’s to blame

Bats!

They’re still calling out to you
You know that you want them too
The wings in the barbecue
And there’s nothing you can do


Mailvox: Defending Pedo Zeppelin

Cuckservative indeed. Why would you take the side of sexual abuse industry feminist fanatics and pearl clutch over 14 year old groupies fucking rock stars? Why would you call that pedophilia? Do you even know what that word means? It means before puberty, not before the age of consent, whose purpose is to discourage men from pursuing youthful attractiveness to the dismay of old whores.

Are you aware most women married in human history at puberty or slightly before? Are you aware 14 is the age of consent in many countries even today? I’m surprised you would act like a literal old jealous whore and perpetuate the myth that a 14 year old girl doesn’t know what a penis is, and intimate that somehow a man who has a normal attraction to a post pubescent 14 year old girl is somehow the pedophilic equivalent to fucking babies.

How many men suffer needlessly because of the feminist post puberty “pedophile” myth you perpetuate here? Completely unacceptable from someone supposedly grounded in reality.

Because in this particular case, the “feminist fanatics” are absolutely correct. And given that the legal age of consent LONG precedes the very existence of feminism, this bold defender of rock stars using their media-generated fame to indiscriminately abuse underage girls barely into their teens is relying upon a foundation of lies for his defense.

Furthermore, the pedos clearly don’t limit themselves to “post pubescent 14 year old girls”, as the 2013 sentencing of LostProphets lead singer Ian Watkins “to 29 years of imprisonment for multiple sexual offences, including the sexual assault of young children and babies” proves. The illegal behavior of Pedo Zeppelin is merely the tip of a very evil iceberg.

The appeal to history is misplaced. These men are not marrying and financially supporting young women in a society where life expectancy is less than 40. They are predators who are illegally abusing girls adult society has deemed to be incapable of supporting themselves or making responsible decisions about medical treatment, voting, drinking, tobacco, and sex.

Someone is protesting way too much here, although in this case it sounds more as if that someone is primarily concerned that their love for their underage anime waifu might be deemed pedophilic.

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Pedo Zeppelin

The worst-kept secret in rock and roll is finally going to take down the pedophile monsters of rock:

Four years after the fall of Harvey Weinstein fired up the #MeToo movement, few areas of public life haven’t faced a reckoning over predatory male behaviour. So why has rock music remained untouched?

That question could most appropriately be asked of Led Zeppelin, who were ‘monsters of rock’ in every way.

Many of the stories told of the hugely successful British band and their hotel-trashing, drug-abusing, groupie-indulging ways are nearly too awful to print — a fact that has probably helped the surviving members to dismiss them as cocaine-fuelled fabrications.

However, Bob Spitz, American author of Led Zeppelin: The Biography, a new 688-page history of the band, spoke to dozens of those involved and says he confirmed the horror stories were largely true. Led Zeppelin are guilty as charged, according to him.

Boomers can, and will, whine “but it was different back then” all they like. The incontrovertible fact is that some of their rock heroes were, and are, unrepentant pedos. They weren’t particularly evil pedos – no one is claiming they were preying upon kindergarteners – but they were absolutely in serial violation of the age of consent laws.

They fully deserve to get cancelled, permanently, for their egregious misdeeds.

They should have paid heed to Maugham’s addition to Crowley’s philosophy: do what thou wilt… with due regard for the policeman around the corner.

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Less Human Than Human

VAXX TRAX has released its first vaccine-themed cover, Less Human Than Human, based on the original song by White Zombie.

Yeah, I am the judgement day
I rape the mind and body with the DNA, hey
I am the filthy blood
I mutilate genetics and I call it good, yeah
Vaccine suicide
Canine-killing freaks, read their fucking lies, yeah
Scratch off the graphene skin
Jab into your arm then they do it again, yeah

Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human

Yeah, I am the science man
I turn the world around with a skeleton hand, say
I am the narrative
A cannibal core, a television head, yeah
I live to victimize
Telling all the suckers sociopathic lies, yeah
I am the predator
I tear the world apart and I eat it some more, yeah

Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human

Yeah, you are the walking dead
A vaccinated stroke blowing up your head, yeah
You are the heart poison
You wanted more life, sucker, now you’re done, yeah

Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human

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I Got A Pillow For You

Yet more BOOMER PATROL for your listening pleasure. This time, it’s a spin on an early ’80s classic by The Romantics.

What I don’t like about you
You tell me nothing but lies
Tell me I’m the lazy one
You are everything I despise, yeah

Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things I don’t wanna hear
Nothing’s true
What I don’t like about you

What I don’t like about you
You won’t admit what you’ve done
When you go left, right, overnight
Left behind devastation, yeah

Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things I don’t wanna hear
Nothing’s true
What I don’t like about you

What I don’t like about you
You won’t admit that you’re through
Never gonna let it go
Know that I’ll be coming for you, yeah

Keep on whispering in your ear
Tell you all the things you don’t wanna hear
Cos it’s true
I got a pillow for you

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The Boomer on the Inside

Boomer Patrol is back with a dark and melancholy new song about a Boomer facing the coming Day of the Pillow. Listen to it on Soundcloud. DISCUSS ON SG

THE BOOMER ON THE INSIDE

Remember nineteen sixty-five
Our season in the sun
It was the time to be alive
And then the sun went down

So where do I proceed from here?
Betrayed by age and yesteryear
The curse I can no longer hide
My generation’s pride

Nevertheless
I must confess
I deserve this lonely fate

I wish I could forget
I can’t escape my debt
To all the world I cast aside
A Boomer on the inside
And when the Reaper calls
There is no wherewithal to hide
And I can no longer deny
The Boomer on the inside

Identity is all I know
Surrounded by lost souls
Despite their absence I can hear
Voices dead and gone

Now I have nothing left but fear
The world I knew has disappeared
The curse I can no longer hide
My generation’s pride

And even so
I finally know
I deserve to fade away

I wish I could forget
I can’t escape my debt
For all the reasons I complied
A Boomer on the inside
And when the Reaper calls
There is no wherewithal to hide
And I can no longer deny
The Boomer on the inside

Lost in time and disappeared
Dying alone and unrevered
My generation fades away
A forgotten yesterday

I wish I could forget
I can’t escape my debt
For all the sins that I denied
A Boomer on the inside
And when the Reaper calls
There is no wherewithal to hide
And I can no longer deny
The Boomer on the inside


Where Have All the Pillows Gone?

Another classic Boomer Patrol tune for your listening and philosophical pleasure. You can hear it at Soundcloud. You can also get the full seven-song Boomer Patrol set there.

Where Have All the Boomers Gone?

Where have all the pillows gone, long time passing?

Where have all the pillows gone, long time ago?

Where have all the pillows gone?

Justice served by every one

When shall we forget them?

When shall we forget them?

 

Where have all the Beatles gone, long time passing?

Where have all the Beatles gone, long time ago?

Where have all the Beatles gone?

Gone with Lennon and a gun

When shall we forget them?

When shall we forget them?

 

Where have all the Hippies gone, long time passing?

Where have all the Hippies gone, long time ago?

Where have all the Hippies gone?

Dead and buried every one

When shall we forget them?

When shall we forget them?

 

Where have all the vinyls gone, long time passing?

Where have all the vinyls gone, long time ago?

Where have all the vinyls gone?

Gone to downloads, every one

When shall we forget them?

When shall we forget them?

 

Where have all the Boomers gone, long time passing?

Where have all the Boomers gone, long time ago?

Where have all the Boomers gone?

Pillows silenced every one

Now we can forget them!

Thank God we’ll forget them!


BOOMER PATROL – It’s Time to Go

The latest Boomer Patrol is live and kicking.

IT’S TIME TO GO

Pillows are the gift to the Boomer

The Reaper’s got ‘em everywhere.

He cleared the floors, unlocked the doors, lights out

And you can save the prayer.

You saw the Reaper’s hood and understood

And your heart just got to the point it’s gonna blow.

You were doing your best ’till the punch in the chest

And the Reaper said there’s something you should know.

He said Boomer now it’s time to go

Boomer now it’s time to go

Boomer now it’s time to go

Time’s up now it’s time to go

Now everybody down with a cushion

And they’re starting the pushing

And it’s a final solution

And everybody cool

Your heart rate’s getting fast, your time is past

And you can feel the flow

All you wanna do is make it stop

So you call the docs, but the docs they never show

The Reaper sees your fear, so pulls you near

Says son, there’s something you ought to know.

He said time ceases its marches at the pearly arches

And that’s what we’re here for.

He said Boomer now it’s time to go

Boomer now it’s time to go

Boomer now it’s time to go

Time’s up now I told you so

Now everybody down with a cushion

And they’re starting the pushing

And it’s a final solution

And everybody cool

The Reaper’s gonna find you Boomer

He doesn’t have a sense of humor

Reaper is the pillow, the pillow is the Reaper’s scythe

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Pillow Time

Another hit from Boomer Patrol! You can hear it at Soundcloud.

Pillow time
Open all the drawers and press it down onto your face
Pillow time
All the lights go out now with a gentle hand on a pillowcase
Pillow time
One last breath preceding death, there’s nothing left that you’ve got to fear
Pillow time
You won’t go to Heaven, but you can’t stay here

I know who still thinks they’re really great
I know who taught all of us to hate
I know who I want to suffocate
And send very far away

Pillow time
Time for you to go to back to the nothing you used to be from
Pillow time
This one won’t be over ‘til you feel comfortably numb
This isn’t paralepsis, it’s time to hit the exits
There’s no need to pretend
Pillow time
Every generation is another generation’s end, yeah

I know Boomer is a metaphor
I know what they have to answer for
No one wants to see them anymore
Now please just go away

Pillow time
Time for you to go to back to the nothing you used to be from

I know who still thinks they’re wonderful
I know who is insufferable
I know death is non-refundable
Hush now and go away

Pillow time
Every generation is another generation’s end

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Stop, Boomer

Boomer Patrol is back with another lethal track. You can listen to it over on Soundcloud.

There’s something happenin’ here

And it fills every Boomer with fear

There’s a man with a pillow right there

So you know, you’ve got to beware

Think it’s time you

Stop, Boomer

What’s that sound?

Everybody knows what’s coming down

There’s battle lines being drawn

They got the right to say the Boomers were wrong

Young people speaking their rage

Gettin’ so much resistance to turnin’ the page

Think it’s time you

Stop, Boomer

What’s that sound?

Everybody knows what’s coming down

What kind of thoughts go through their heads

A million Boomers in their beds

Holdin’ on to a dyin’ gestalt

They all say, it wasn’t my fault

It’s time you

Stop, Boomer

What’s that sound?

Everybody knows what’s coming down

Trepidation strikes deep

Of promises the Reaper will keep

It ends when you’re always afraid

Eventually the pillows come and take you away

Stop, Boomer, BOOMER PATROL

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