NFL Week 5

I have to say, I quite like the Vikes chances this week. Mostly due to this comment by a Rams fan on the possibility of Rush Limbaugh as a future owner:

If the new owner can produce a single win this season I’m willing to consider the following for ownership:

– Hitler reincarnated
– Bill Ayers
– Satan
– Mordo, destroyer of galaxies
– My ex-wife
– Santa Claus

Some people are looking for a letdown after the big win over the Pack, but I don’t know if it’s possible to let down far enough considering that even the Lions, sans their starting QB, would probably give points to the Rams these days.


In which Orac makes a belated discovery

Richard Dawkins doesn’t actually give a damn about either science or reason. He just hates religion:

Let me repeat that again: I know nothing of any stance he [Bill Maher] may have taken on medical questions. No followup of “what are your complaints?” or “please tell me what you mean.” No “so, what are Maher’s medical views that upset you all so?” It’s as if Dawkins just didn’t care. La-de-da. So what if Maher supports quackery? No problem. As long as he bashes religion, it’s all good.

It’s taken him a while, but it’s good to see that Orac has finally achieved a more accurate understanding of a few of his fellow atheists. On a related note, this attempted defense of the New Atheists is based on a false foundation:

While some critics of the “new atheists” have made valid arguments, primarily that their optimistic humanism is far from realistic, they are missing out on a simple point: adhering to a scientific worldview requires discipline; it requires giving up on the certainties of childhood and the belief in ultimate protection. I don’t know whether doing so turns us into better human beings, but it certainly makes us intellectually more responsible.

This is why TIA was particularly devastating to the New Atheists’ arguments and why they were forced to retreat from making many of those they had been making prior to its release. For all that they pretended to ignore the book, you’ll note that you seldom see the Red State argument or “religion causes war” anymore. Most have even abandoned the “No True Atheist” attempt to absolve atheism for the crimes of historical atheists, although many still cling foolishly to the ludicrous “In the name of” variant. I’m probably most pleased that no one has even attempted to defend Daniel Dennett’s incompetent attempt to justify the division of doxastic labor on the part of “scientific” belief, although I suspect this has far more to do with the inability of most atheists to read or understand Dennett than it does with the conclusive nature of my criticism of his logic.

The New Atheists are precisely the opposite of intellectually responsible. That’s part of what distinguishes them from more honest atheists such as Meslier and Russell, who did not seek to cloak their disbelief under a fraudulent veil of science. As I have repeatedly pointed out, their coherent arguments are reliably anti-scientific, as they repeatedly reject objective observation in favor of logic – and bad logic at that. To give one example, it is an incontrovertible and undeniable fact that no amount of “magical thinking” prevents an individual from being a superlative scientist thanks to the fact that the scientific method is not an ideology or even a belief, it is merely a process. And yet, this hasn’t prevented Sam Harris and others from not only claiming that it does, but that it must. (Dawkins, surprisingly, appears to have realized the demonstrable absurdity of this position and rejected both it and its application to Harris’s primary target, Frances Collins.) One may also note that the religious USA appears to have done rather well in collecting science-related Nobel prizes this year contra the New Atheist position on the incompatibility of religion and science.

As for their vast catalog of incoherent arguments, the piece by Strenger serves as a reasonable example. There is nothing comforting or certain about Christianity taken in sum, even if there is comfort and hope to be found in Jesus Christ. The assurance of “ultimate protection” for those who elect to follow the hard and narrow way in Christianity is distinctly qualified and there is no similar assurance of any kind to be found in any religion except possibly for Islam.

Where, I wonder, is intellectual responsibility to be found in repeatedly attacking the nonexistent figments of one’s imagination?


Banking 2009 update

Bank failures: 98
Total Deposits: $7,566 billion
Failed Deposits: $90.1 billion
Failed Assets: $108.2 billion
Estimated Losses: $26.4 billion
Actual Losses est: $51.2 billion

Failed Deposits/Total Deposits: 1.19 percent
Estimated Losses/Failed Deposits: 29.3 percent
Actual Losses/Failed Deposits: 56.8 percent
Total loans & leases: -6.3 percent

DIF balance Q3 reported: negative
DIF balance FDIC est: -4.8 billion
DIF balance actual est: -15.3 billion
FD/TD 1930: 1.65 percent
FD/TD 1931: 3.60 percent
FD/TD 1932: 1.99 percent
FD/TD 1933: 8.55 percent
AL/FD 1930-1933: 28.88 percent

FD/TD 2008: 3.21 percent
AL/FD 2008: 14.99 percent

September’s figures


Too freaking funny

What on Earth can the Nobel committee possibly be thinking? The man hasn’t even closed Guantanamo Bay or ended either of the two military occupations he promised to end!

OSLO/WASHINGTON (Reuters) – U.S. President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for offering the world hope and striving for nuclear disarmament in a surprise award that drew both warm praise and sharp criticism. The bestowal of one of the world’s top accolades on a president less than nine months in office, who has yet to score a major foreign policy success, was greeted with gasps of astonishment from journalists at the announcement in Oslo.

As I said, this administration is seriously outperforming its comedic potential. I wonder what their rationale for it will be… for excellence in presidenting while black? First Arafat, then Krugman, now Obama. At this rate, it won’t be long before they’ll be giving out Nobel Prizes en masse to minority kids who manage to graduate from public high school.

But at least this teaches us one thing. As Parrothead Al suggested, JaMarcus Russell has got to be a shoe-in for NFL MVP now. And it may even lay the foundation for a unique opportunity in political governance! If the Eurofascists manage to finish ramming the European ConstitutionLisbon Treaty down the throats of the Europeans who didn’t vote for it sometime in the next three years, the European Commission could then select Obama to be the President of the European Union as well as the United States.


Actually, this would be Stimulus #3

How quickly they forget the $168 billion Bush stimulus package, even as they begin work on a new one:

Confronted with big job losses and no sign the U.S. economy is ready to stand on its own, Democrats are working on a growing list of relief efforts, leaving for later how to pay for them, or whether even to bother. Proposals include extending and perhaps expanding a popular tax credit for first-time home buyers, and creating a new credit for companies that add jobs. Taken together, the proposals look a lot like another economic stimulus package, though congressional leaders don’t want to call it that.

Question: if the economy is already in a recovery that began in the summer of 2009, why is a third stimulus package required?


Bulls can fly

This chart is the sort of indicator that inspires me to construct phrases such as “larger in scale and scope”. Notice that the P/E ratios are significantly higher than they were prior to the 2000 crash.


I have two words

That’s all that is needed to conclusively refute the Favre doubters who are casting aspersions on the Viking quarterback’s ability to maintain his level of performance over the course of a 16-game season. Yes, we know he started fast with the Jets last year. Yes, we know he faded in the stretch. Yes, we know the late-season fade cost the Jets a playoff spot. Yes, we know the Vikes haven’t beaten anyone but a banged-up Green Bay team yet and the competition only gets tougher. Yes, we know all the risks. And yet, we’re perfectly willing, we’re cheerfully willing, to gamble on a 40-year old gunslinger’s arm even so.

Tarvaris Jackson. Q.E.D.


Seriously, give it up already

Precisely how is the continued military occupation of either Afghanistan or Iraq of any national interest to Americans?

American soldiers serving in Afghanistan are depressed and deeply disillusioned, according to the chaplains of two US battalions that have spent nine months on the front line in the war against the Taleban.

Many feel that they are risking their lives — and that colleagues have died — for a futile mission and an Afghan population that does nothing to help them, the chaplains told The Times in their makeshift chapel on this fortress-like base in a dusty, brown valley southwest of Kabul.

“The many soldiers who come to see us have a sense of futility and anger about being here. They are really in a state of depression and despair and just want to get back to their families,” said Captain Jeff Masengale, of the 10th Mountain Division’s 2-87 Infantry Battalion.

“They feel they are risking their lives for progress that’s hard to discern,” said Captain Sam Rico, of the Division’s 4-25 Field Artillery Battalion. “They are tired, strained, confused and just want to get through.” The chaplains said that they were speaking out because the men could not.

This is insane. It’s been insane for some time now, but the fact that Obama sold out the antiwar movement that got him elected to this extent only goes to show what a sham the American electoral system has become. You can’t count on a Democratic politician to do the right thing even on the very rare occasions that the broken clock of the Democratic base is correct. This isn’t a war that can be won… there isn’t anything to win there in either country. And as a general rule, if you see the need to establish special rules of engagement, you shouldn’t be deploying troops in the first place.


Someone tell the United Negro College Fund

One of the more amusing commenters at Pro Football Talk opposed to the possibility of Rush Limbaugh purchasing a part-interest in the St. Louis Rams:

The word ‘Negro’ is offensive and Rush exploited that to boost ratings.

That was a gem spotted in the comment thread inspired by a ridiculous piece written by a former NFL player in the Washington Post. The reality is that Limbaugh, with his media savvy, would probably be a much better owner than several teams have at present, moreover, there’s no longer any question that the man was correct about Donovan McNabb, he of the 58.9% career completion percentage and 1.052.15 TD/INT ratio, being an overrated quarterback. I just can’t see the NFL being dumb enough to ban an owner out of distaste for politics that are extremely popular with a statistically significant portion of its fan base. That’s the self-destructive sort of thing the mainstream media does, and it has obviously not escaped the NFL’s attention that the mainstream media is in the process of collapsing. After all, the reason it created the NFL Network is to have a vehicle to deliver its product to its customers once the networks can’t afford to pay huge broadcast rights fees anymore.


WND strikes again

Color me very impressed. Last year, Jack Cashill’s textual analysis of Dreams From My Father, Obama’s purported autobiography, led him to conclude it was written by Bill Ayers. Last week, a new Obama biography by Christopher Anderson appeared to support that claim, and now Bill Ayers reportedly confirmed it to Ann Leary of Back Yard Conservative.

“That’s what I do, education,” he said. “You shouldn’t believe everything you hear about me… You know nothing about me.”

To which she responded, “I said, I know plenty–I’m from Chicago, a conservative blogger, and I’ll post this.”

I bet his heart skipped a beat on that one.

But he didn’t scowl, and didn’t run off as he has been known to do. Instead, unprompted, he blurted out: “I wrote ‘Dreams From My Father… Michelle asked me to.” Then he added “And if you can prove it we can split the royalties.”

Anne responded, “Stop pulling my leg!”

But he repeated insistently, “I wrote it, the wording was similar [to Ayers’ other writing.]”

Anne responded, “I believe you probably heavily edited it.”

Ayers stated firmly, “I wrote it.”

Anne ended the conversation by saying “why would I believe you? You’re a liar.”

I don’t know if Ayers wrote it or not, but I’m entirely confident that Obama didn’t. Very few politicians and public figures write their own books, and Obama is far too much of an empty suit to have written the two that have his name on them. The only thing that’s credible about it is the narcissism involved in “writing” two autobiographies when he hadn’t accomplished a damn thing.