Somebody needs a spanking

From Sports Illustrated: Allen Iverson didn’t take his removal from Philadelphia’s starting lineup lightly, and he let everyone know how he felt about 76ers interim coach Chris Ford. “I was angry all day from the shootaround on,” Iverson said. “Going in there and having a meeting and being with some guy that I don’t really know, telling me that I wasn’t going to start and what I have to do for us to be successful … Iverson, who missed Monday’s practice and was held out of the starting lineup by Ford, led the 76ers with 27 points and a season-high 14 assists. He entered the game with 4:39 left in the first quarter and played 36 minutes overall.

“The relationship between us goes out the window,” said Iverson, the NBA’s leading scorer. “I told him why I couldn’t make it, and it wasn’t enough.” Iverson said his plane was delayed after he played in the All-Star Game in Los Angeles. “I don’t have to be his friend, I don’t have to speak to him. I can play for him, though. I can play hard for him and I can do exactly what he wants me to do, night in and night out. I definitely will do that. But as far as having a relationship with him outside of basketball, that’s done from Day One.”

Allen Iverson is proof of where never being disciplined gets you. He’s a highly paid grown man, and he’s still a petulant little boy. If he had any maturity at all, he’d know that the coach was sending a message to the rest of the players by sitting his star, who had, however inadvertantly, violated the rules. But instead of taking responsibility, Iverson prefers to whine, pout and stomp his feet publicly. He sounds like a two year old shouting “I’m mad at you!” This is one reason why I hate the NBA. In the NFL, this sort of attitude gets beaten out of the players by their second year – unless they’re Terrell Owens, of course.


Stepping in

Some friends of ours have children who have never really been disciplined. They always marvel that the one child, who has been notoriously out of control even by modern standards, seems to particularly revere and obey me. I’ve never told them the reason is that one day, I told him to go upstairs because his mother was calling him. His reaction was to kick me in the groin.

He was very surprised when I picked him up by the throat, pulled him nose to nose and told him that if he ever kicked me again, I was going to kick him right back. I then informed him that he would treat me and all other adults with respect in the future, or we’d have another talk with his feet dangling two feet off the ground and his face turning purple. Then I put him down and told him to go upstairs because his mother was calling him. He ran right upstairs without a word of complaint.

That was many years ago. We’ve gotten along just fine ever since, and on the very few occasions that I’ve told him to do anything, he all but salutes. He’s not afraid of me, but he doesn’t seem terribly keen on testing boundaries around me either. They learn quick, those puppies.

Martial arts is a fantastic way to help even older teenagers understand authority. My younger brother was a hellion and had progressed to committing minor Federal felonies, so I basically ordered him to study martial arts with us for six months. By the end of that time, he’d completely lost his angst-laden teen bravado – I knew he’d be okay when one day he was assigned to spar with me and I noticed he was shaking. When I asked him if he was cold, he said, no, he was scared.

“Why are you scared?”

“Cause you’re gonna hit me.”

“Yeah, so?”

“And it’s gonna hurt!”

“Yeah, so?”

Once I saw that he realized true strength does not involve posing and showing off in front of your friends, but the determination to get up after you get knocked down, I told him he could quit. I don’t remember him ever showing up there again, but then, he didn’t need it anymore. I also don’t think that it hurt him to see that the baddest black Dragon of them all, our sensei, was a cheerful, happy-go-lucky guy who was always smiling, even when he was beating the absolute merde out of you.

I’m a firm believer in the notion that every male needs to get beaten down at some point in his life, generally somewhere around the age of 13-16. Maybe even sooner if you’ve got a penchant for bullying others. Some of us definitely need it more than others. Actually, I’m starting to think that it would do more than a few females good as well. There’s nothing like a good right hook putting you on your back to remind you that you are not, in fact, the center of the universe or the greatest thing since sliced bread. I don’t advocate uncontrolled violence, but I’ve never seen a faster teacher than Mr. Pain.

Like our sensei used to say: “So, you can’t remember to keep your hands up? Don’t worry, I’ll remind you.”


The pseudo-mystery of brats

The St. Paul Pioneer Press wonders: You’ve seen them: Terrorist toddlers screaming at the supermarket. Kamikaze kindergartners with anger issues on the playground. Surly adolescents with no respect for anyone older than 18. And you’ve wondered: Have kids always been this way and I’m just getting crankier? Or are today’s parents spineless saps producing an inordinate number of brats?

This is no mystery. The notion, pushed by one “expert” in the article, that children are over-disciplined today defies belief. There’s no question that there’s a direct link between the distaste for discipline on the part of parents and the lunatic behavior of their children. And when the state leaps in to ensure that parents are afraid to discipline, the problem gets even worse. There is no problem so dire that the state cannot make it worse.

One idiot couple in Minnesota called child protection services to ask if it was child abuse if their neighbor spanked his own children. Note – they weren’t accusing him of child abuse, they just wanted to know. Needless to say, they were both surprised and horrified when, based on this question, the Child Nazis leaped at the opportunity to wreak havoc on a family and had the guy arrested and thrown in jail for two days.

Sure, there are parents who mistreat their children. But when you consider that governments around the world have murdered hundreds of millions of innocent citizens for no reason at all, why would you turn to the state as a solution. In Child Protection, just like everything else in which it intervenes, the state does nothing except make matters worse.

Of course, it won’t be long before refusing to have your child vaccinated will be dubbed child abuse. If you can get thrown in jail for being accused of having spanked your child, I’m sure they’ll be able to justify jailing someone for failing to have their six-month old inoculated against Hepatitis B.


Vaccines and the WSJ

The Wall Street Journal blathers: Everyone in our business learns to take a punch, but even we’ve been surprised by the furious response to an editorial we ran a few weeks ago about vaccines. The subject deserves further attention, not least because the goal of our antagonists appears to be to shut down public debate on the matter. For the past few years, a small coterie of parents has taken to loudly claiming that thimerosal, a preservative used in vaccines for 60 years, is the cause of autism in their children. Their allegations have scared many parents about immunizations, sent trial lawyers scurrying to sue the few remaining vaccine makers, and inspired an ugly political dispute. Lost in the controversy has been a little thing called science.

What a total crock. Every time I look into the “studies” that have been performed, it’s some kind of meta study or soft scientific equivalent. There has never been a single, proper double-blind study with a statistically significant number of test objects receiving live and dummy vaccines of which I am aware. The vaccine proponents claims such a study would be immoral because it would leave half the children unvaccinated – that doesn’t sound scientifically objective to me, it sounds like a predetermined bias towards an unknown result. To claim that science is being ignored only by the vaccine opponents is so dishonest it has to be willful.

Furthermore, logic dictates that the government protection offered to vaccine makers, protection unavailable to almost any manufacturer or retailer in America, indicates that the probability of harm is well known. You will never convince a parent of a healthy child who dies or slips into autism only hours after getting a shot that vaccines are wholly safe. Finally, there’s one vital piece of evidence that vaccines are bad for you: the government is for them. Enough said.

One respondent to the article replied: The WSJ is correct in saying there is no established proof that thimerosal causes autism. There’s also no established proof it doesn’t, and the National Institute of Health has called such a link plausible. Hearings last week showed the scientific community divided on the question, and parents’ fears have not been calmed by a CDC study that said one thing in draft and another in final release–after the data had been blatantly altered. Sen. Frist’s attempt to “modernize” VICP [the government immunity for vaccine makers] by sneaking through liability immunization for his favorite contributors in anonymous “Homeland Security” riders didn’t help either.


They got the colors backward

Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law, St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning the most recent American Presidential election:

Population of counties won by: Gore 127 million Bush 143 million

Square miles of land won by: Gore 580,000 Bush 2,427,000

States won by: Gore 19 Bush 29

Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Gore 13.2 Bush 2.1

Professor Olson adds, “In aggregate, the map of the territory Bush won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of this great country. Gore’s was territory encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off government welfare…”Olson believes the U.S. is now somewhere between the “apathy” and the “complacency” phase of Professor Tyler’s definition of democracy; with some 40 percent of the nation’s population already having reached the “governmental dependency” phase.

I’m not so sure about these statistics, or even the existence of said professor. It sure doesn’t sound like a typical Minnesota academic, for one thing. And for another, we appear to have lost two states. But in any event, the more significant question is: were those non-dependent taxpayers suckered? George Delano’s performance seems to indicate that he prefers a dependent populace. It doesn’t matter how slow you drive if you’re heading the wrong way, if you refuse to turn around.

UPDATE – Good to know my instincts were sound. How hard is it to remember 50 states? I didn’t even bother posting the first part as the language sounded too modern to be the quote from Tyler. Also, academics don’t say “this great country”, politicians do. See Snopes for details on the fraud. The larger point may well be true, but it doesn’t excuse simply creating fiction to make a point. Not if you’re going to pass it off as non-fiction, anyhow.


Cavuto on Atkins

I’m not a big Neal Cavuto fan. He always strikes me as an intellectual lightweight with dual penchants for the obvious and the trite. But bravo to him for hammering the anti-Atkins folk who are still attempting to attack the man and his diet. While it bothers me that Dr. Atkins, for all his success, never bothered to fund even a small study demonstrating what is abundantly clear to anyone whose ever known anyone to go on the diet, it’s quite clear that he upset a lot of vested interests and called BS on the government’s food pyramid.

Of course, it should have been obvious all along that the food pyramid would be bad for you. The government approved it, after all.


Mailvox: On sovereignty

Webster 1913: Sov”er*eign*ty, n.;

The quality or state of being sovereign, or of being a sovereign; the exercise of, or right to exercise, supreme power; dominion; sway; supremacy; independence; also, that which is sovereign; a sovereign state; as, Italy was formerly divided into many sovereignties.

Easton Bible Dictionary: of God, his absolute right to do all things according to his own good pleasure (Dan. 4:25, 35; Rom. 9:15-23; 1 Tim. 6:15; Rev. 4:11).

Where does a right to do all things according to his own good pleasure imply that all things are actually being done so? Where does the concept that God CAN require that God IS? And how is it mocking the (in my opinion fallacious) equation of sovereignty with micro-management to say that if there is a supreme controlling all beings and interactions according to a supreme master plan, that the score of every athletic event is predetermined? They’d have to be so controlled! There’s no escaping it!

Here’s the big question: why would we be instructed to pray that things be done on Earth according to God’s Will as it is in Heaven, unless things are not being done on Earth according to His Will?

I don’t actually believe in the synonymous concept, as I think that this intellectual tradition stems from a time when the concept of God existing outside of the material construct of time was wholly inconceivable. But as I’ve replied to several thoughtful emailers today, I see the primary flaw running through these “Calvinist” (for lack of a better term) arguments being the constant equation of sovereignty with micro-management, or as I prefer to put it, uber control freakdom. The very notion that God controls all actions and interactions of his creatures stands firmly against everything I understand of God, both from the Bible and from my personal experience.

However, I freely admit, I could be wrong. I make no claim of grokking the fullness. I don’t question God’s ultimate sovereignty. I question whether he is putting it directly into use at this time on this planet.


Onward Christian lunatics

First it was rock music – eek! Then Dungeons & Dragons – eek! Then Harry Potter – eek! Now Dan Brown – eek! I am so very sick and tired of listening to whiny fearful Christians getting their collective panties in a bunch about what non-Christians read and watch for entertainment. “It could, maybe, possibly lead someone, someday, into something that is BAD!”

Please.

Listen to me very closely. There is only one thing that has caused the publishing industry to pay any attention whatsoever to Christian concerns about reading material. That is the massive success of the Left Behind novels. The success of Mel Gibson’s Passion will have far more of an impact on Hollywood than every protest and complaint about the Harry Potter films combined and multiplied by one hundred.

Sure, I’m extremely irritated that my publisher sent out 50 copies of an overtly Christian novel to 50 different Christian media outlets – almost all of whom have pontificated at length about the evils of Harry Potter – and only one bothered to review it. Meanwhile, Publisher’s Weekly and a number of major secular science fiction outlets did see fit to do so. Now, you can certainly dismiss my attitude as sour grapes if you like. What you shouldn’t dismiss so easily is my large New York publisher – who also publishes some of Dan Brown’s novels – concluding that Christians are all talk, and they would rather whine than put their money and their media where their mouth is.

Do you really believe he’ll think twice about ignoring the complaints of a group of people who, from his perspective, barely exist? Are you going to threaten not to buy his books? You’re already quite clearly not doing so! So, why would he possibly care about whatever it is you have to say?

The sad thing is that an author could probably get more press from the Christian media by writing a lousy novel about a transexual serial killer priest who rapes and murders his way to the papacy than he could by writing a good novel written from a Christian worldview that glorifies Jesus Christ. If Christians will not support Christian alternatives, then they had better not be surprised when the alternatives to the worldly things that offend them disappear altogether.


Mailvox: control and chaos

DB writes: You’re my boy and all, but I have to take issue with you on sort of deriding Calvinism in your Christian perspective. I understand you aren’t a theologian and none of us will understand that the push-pull between free will/election, but even Spurgeon (a Calvinist) said that he would not break the handshake of two friends. I just think you are looking at the story from a completely Arminian/Wesleyian standpoint, even though there were some tremendous minds that are thoroughly convinced in a Calvinist theology, i.e., Jonathan Edwards, John Owen, Charles Spurgeon, C.S. Lewis, and John Piper. Obviously we can’t know for sure b/c “our ways are not his ways and our understanding is not His understanding”, but completely writing off the notion of God’s sovereignty in all things seems a bit silly to me, or at least not giving your readers the full extent of the nature of God, by always talking about Free Will. That is like saying that everyone who is alive has the choice to become a Christian or not, but this is in complete contradiction to Romans 9, in which Paul tells us that God has prepared vessels for wrath. I’m not saying I understand the tug of war between Free Will and Election, but the two stand and you sort of ignore one and give credence to the other on numerous occassions.

I hope that Christians can be on good terms with each other while disgreeing on something that we cannot possibly know the answer to anyhow. There’s no ill-will on my part – my little brother is a quasi-Calvinist and he attends Greg Boyd’s church without any massive cognitive dysfunction – but I do find the God as Control Freak to be a ludicrous notion. The fact of the matter is that if God is in control of all things, he not only chooses a winner of every football games, but also determines how many interceptions the starting quarterback will throw. I don’t buy that for a second, nor do I buy the notion that God has a specific plan for each one of us, regardless of whether our path runs us through love or tragedy.

I find that most anti-free will concepts show a profound lack of imagination. Sovereignty does not require or even imply day-to-day management. Among other things, they tend to completely ignore the book of Job as well as the many suggestions that, far from being under the control of God, this fallen world is under the dominion of the one that Jesus called the prince of this world. Jesus said that being had no hold on him, nor on us through him, but the implication is quite strong that everything else is under that being’s control, not God’s. CS Lewis obviously felt this way to some extent, otherwise his concept of the Divine Invasion makes no sense.

My father once was encouraged to leave a church over the outrage that occurred when, after being asked to pray for a friend dying of cancer, he did not pray that everyone would have a nice peaceful happy feeling about the man’s painful death, but instead prayed that the man would be healed. What kind of faith is demonstrated by those Christians who will not even ASK for what Jesus tells us to DO? I haven’t seen much positive fruit coming out of that particular intellectual camp.

I have no doubt that many good, solid Christians do not believe in free will. That is certainly their right and has no bearing on the genuine nature of their faith – I don’t question that. I simply find the concept of God as total control freak to be both illogical and generally unBiblical. If God is already in complete and active control, then why on Earth does Jesus Christ even need to come back? For that matter, why did he have to come in the first place?


Maybe she did do it

WND writes: Meanwhile, Misha Schubert, a former classmate of Polier from the Columbia School of Journalism, says it’s hard to believe the allegations of an affair between Polier and Kerry. “For one thing,” writes Schubert in today’s Australian, “at the time my former journalism-school classmate was supposed to be sharing intimate moments with the senator, she was working up to 80 hours a week on student assignments and dating one of our classmates. If she had time to manage an affair as well, that would have made her one hell of an overachiever.”

That’s the lamest excuse I’ve ever heard. First, people can always find the time to get jiggy if they’re so inclined. They’ll run themselves down and do without sleep if they have to. Second, no student at any school puts in 80 hours a week doing anything with the possible exception of med-school students. I knew business school students who still had the time to road-trip to Mexico; considering how little most journalists know, I rather doubt she spent 80 hours a semester working on anything.