Blogs vs billboards

The birth certificate controversy isn’t the first time the old media has attempted to exert control over the public discourse and sweep inconvenient issues under the carpet. Nor will it be the first time they’ll be unsuccessful in doing so. Who needs billboards when we’ve got blogs?

I’d encourage those of you who understand that the Certification of Live Birth produced by the Obama campaign is not the relevant birth certificate being requested and does not prove anything about where he was actually born to throw an electronic billboard up on your blog somewhere. I recognize it’s entirely possible that Obama is, in fact, completely eligible for the Federal office he presently holds, but the indisputable fact of the matter is that we don’t actually have any evidence that he is while we do know that the administration is going to unprecedented lengths to keep a very tight lid on a number of his records for reasons that remain unknown.

If you find it difficult to believe there is any difference between the document that has been provided and the one being requested, I suggest obtaining a Certification of Live Birth for yourself and attempting to use it the next time you are required to provide a birth certificate. The issue may ultimately prove irrelevant, but the difference is real. Those of us who have lived abroad for extensive periods are painfully aware of the significant differences between the various forms of birth-related documents.


“In order to process your application, DHHL utilizes information that is found only on the original Certificate of Live Birth, which is either black or green. This is a more complete record of your birth than the Certification of Live Birth (a computer-generated printout).”


The charge: Transparent Fraud

I always find it amusing how Darwinists screech and point “CREATIONIST” like pod people encountering a real human whenever anyone expresses any doubts whatsoever about ND-TENS. And yet, the pro-Darwinian propagandists like Richard Dawkins are so astoundingly incompetent and their arguments are so obviously full of logical holes that it won’t be terribly long before it becomes obvious to most people that few genuinely intelligent individuals subscribe to a theory primarily held by maleducated dimwits who are either too indoctrinated or too dense to be capable of critically examining it.

I felt this guy’s critique was fairly pedestrian, but I did find it interesting to see how the process of coming to doubt Darwinian theory tends to be completely different than the way that evolutionary enthusiasts claim it happens. It’s seldom a question of attempting to avoid religious doubts – indeed, the very charge tends to imply a guilty plea to the metaphysical angle mentioned – it’s simply a question of shedding the mindless indoctrination that most of us acquired in school. It seems as if most of these pro-evolutionary bozos who are not professional biologists fail to realize that those of us who doubt ND-TENS had very much the same textbooks and schooling that they did.

I have passed over in silence some other sophistical arguments proposed by Darwinists, namely Darwin’s own discussion of variations within domesticated species, Haeckel’s embryoes, and Dawkins’ computer-generated insects, as too obviously irrelevant to need any comment beyond dismissal. Perhaps worthy of refutation, however, is the Darwinist “Just-So” story of “sexual selection.” This is an attempt to account for obviously unadaptive biological structures like the beautiful but cumbersome tail of the peacock. According to this theory, peahens like big beautiful tails, so the disadvantages of the tail in terms of the competition for survival is outweighed by its advantages for reproductive success. The whole notion is an exercise in begging the question. It assumes that peahens have already evolved unadaptive tastes. These unadaptive tastes cannot be explained by Darwinist mechanisms. I have not included these various bad Darwinist arguments in my accusations of fraud because they seem to me to be illogical rather than dishonest.

In a real science, if there is inadequate data, we say that we don’t know. For example, in the science in which I was trained, historical linguistics, there is very strong, solid evidence that Sanskrit is related to Greek and German, while there is a tiny amount of very weak evidence that Basque might possibly be related to Georgian. Therefore we assert that Sanskrit, Greek, and German are descendants of a hypothetical proto-Indo-European, while we say we don’t know the origins of Basque.

Darwinism does not have this respect for the evidence. Why not? I believe it does not because it is not a scientific theory. Its proponents frequently claim that their account must be accepted — regardless of any weaknesses in evidence or argument — because it is the only existing account which abides by materialist naturalism. This is the key to understanding the motivation for their bad faith and fraud. Darwinists are attempting to use the prestige of science to advance a metaphysical position, their commitment to materialist naturalism. Darwinism is the creation myth of naturalist materialists. That is why, I believe, they consistently call their critics “creationists,” regardless of their critics’ actual positions, and accuse them of being motivated out of a secret belief in the literal truth of Genesis. They are so concerned with Genesis because they are aggressively attempting to replace it with a rival myth, not because of some supposed threat to “Science” from “Religion.” In reality Darwinism’s proponents are the unreasoning dogmatists blinded by their faith in their own unexamined metaphysical assumptions, and its skeptics are the ones using reason and respecting the methods of science.

I don’t think evolution is a proper field of scientific study either, but then, I think that’s true of a lot of semi-sciences, including economics, history, psychology, and other soft sciences. As an aside, the deeper I delve into the history of economic theory, the more obvious it becomes that political economy is far more philosophy and ideology than science; ironically, the theoretical basis of “scientific” macroeconomics is little more than half-baked Freudian theory. To me, the more significant aspect of the issue is that evolution is largely scientifically irrelevant. Unless you’re messing around with bacteria or something else with extremely short generations, there’s little practical utility to the theory and even then you’re not dealing with anything that can reasonably described as natural selection given the inherently unnatural conditions imposed by the scientist.

Like Keynesianism, evolution was successful due to factors far outside its scientific credibility. And like Keynesianism, evolution will eventually fade away as growing scientific knowledge renders that credibility increasingly implausible. Even if you’re a die-hard believer in the theory of evolution by natural selection, consider this: What other scientific theory has studies continuously performed in order to support it rather than making use of it.


Gay is the new cat

While the woman who wrote this article doesn’t appear to understand either biology or the meaning of the term “cougar”, she does offer a perfectly reasonable explanation why busy, middle-aged professional women find it so difficult to develop relationships with men. Because, as a general rule, it really helps a whole bunch if you’re not attracted to flamingly gay young ones:

I can’t stop thinking about him. And neither can any of my cougar-aged friends. We love Adam, truly, madly, deeply, in a kind of weirdly Mrs. Robinson sexual way. And the reason doesn’t just have to do with our past lives as professional groupies. It also has something to do with biology.

I should be very interested to read an evolutionary fairy talestable strategy explaining the biological rationale for older women to be attracted to young men with no desire to mate with them… for all my doubts about psychology, I suspect it is may be the more relevant pseudoscience here. The only thing biological about it is that these women are fantasizing about substituting platonic relationships for erotic ones, so it’s not weirdly Mrs. Robinson sexual, it’s not sexual at all. They’re just frigid biddies who don’t realize it yet.

On a side note, it also highlights why no sane straight man should harbor any interest in pursuing any sort of relationship, no matter how brief, with these cougarscatladies-in-waiting.


RPF: still worthless bastards

If a revenue production officer can’t handle a 72-year old granny without a weapon of any kind, he should be fired on the spot. As this moronic RPO should be, as well as prosecuted for assault:

Watch Travis County constable Richard McCain explain the incident, and the whole thing sounds reasonable: The driver was speeding through a construction zone, and disobeyed the deputy’s orders when she got pulled over. So, eventually, the cop zapped her with a Taser. But then you watch the video of what went down on that strip of Texas highway. And suddenly, the claims of the driver “refusing to move” and getting “violent” suddenly seem ridiculous. Because the driver is a 72 year-old great grandmother who barely makes it up to the cop’s chest.

Remember, this all stems from the revenue production officer’s “duty” to pull the old woman over for driving too fast. Pursuant to yesterday’s post, it’s worth pointing out the way in which the approved use of tasers by the police has been rapidly defined in a more expansive manner over the last decade. This is precisely what one should logically expect of the use of waterboarding if the Federal government is successful in its attempt to expand its legally approved methods of inquiry.


It’s true, you can’t touch this

When I see things like this, I have to admit that I feel a glimmer of hope for the human race. Do you want to know why God created Man? Because zebras and chimpanzees don’t do things like this. Umberto Eco is wrong. God laughs, and most of the time, He’s laughing at the infinite lunacies of Man.


The trickle-down effect

I wonder if all of the fearful conservative water-boarding enthusiasts would be so keen on it if they understood that if it is deemed to be an acceptable government investigative tool, there is no reason it cannot be used for domestic purposes. As, it appears, has already happened in Britain:

Metropolitan Police officers subjected suspects to waterboarding, according to allegations at the centre of a major anti-corruption inquiry, The Times has learnt. The torture claims are part of a wide-ranging investigation which also includes accusations that officers fabricated evidence and stole suspects’ property. It has already led to the abandonment of a drug trial and the suspension of several police officers.

If waterboarding is nothing more than an accepted means of official inquiry, then the British police officers’ logic is correct and there is no reason it shouldn’t be legitimately used in drug, tax, and other criminal investigations.


Apple and brand identity

Gizmodo laments Apple’s surrender to the class-flatteners:

A leveling of class distinctions in Apple products is going to sting people who valued the affectation of elitism that came with using Apple’s top-of-the-line products. Even subtle differences—like the premium paid for the matte black MacBook over the otherwise identical shiny white one, were signals, beamed out to the others in the coffee shop, declaring who was “da boss.” You know, the guys who wore the white earbuds with pride five years ago.

Since I regard the Cult of Apple with contempt and pay about as little attention to Apple’s products as it is possible to do and still remain technologically current, the angst of those Scalzi describes as “status-seeking beta monkeys” strikes me with a certain sense of schadenfreude. I don’t have any thing against Apple itself, you understand, and I have a tremendous regard for Steve Jobs. I have fond memories of my Apple IIe as well as my original Macintosh, it’s just that Apple now builds its business on certain target markets, none of which apply to me.

It’s not that I’m unaware of the way in which brand identity serves as a method of social communication. I quite enjoy taking my massive Dell XPS M1710 and its glowing cobalt-blue lights that make it look as if it is powered by a nuclear reactor to conferences and sitting down in the midst of a gaggle of weak-wristed executives and their ultra-thin, ultra-light Macintosh notebooks that won’t strain their spaghetti-thin arms. They always look at me with a mixture of fear, alarm, and awe; yes, I am your Notebook Alpha, bitches!

A freaky liquid-cooled Alienware machine would be even better, but Alienware is owned by Dell anyhow, and besides, when I’m asked about my monster – as I always am – I like to pretend that I went with Dell because it’s such a great corporate computer. I can usually get them to buy into it right up until I start playing MAME or Call of Duty…. Anyhow, it’s important to maintain your perspective and keep in mind that using Apple products doesn’t make you a better person. That’s what Linux is for.


The Life Cycle of the Average Blog

John Scalzi, epispherical scientist, provides the lecture:

The vast majority of blogs, in fact, have nothing but the following three posts:

Post One: “Here’s my blog! This is where I’m going to share all my thoughts about life, the universe and everything! It’s going to be great and I can’t wait to tell you all what I’m thinking about everything!”

Post Two: “Hey, sorry I haven’t updated in a while — life’s been crazy. But I’ll be back soon.”

Post Three: “Here’s a picture of my cat.”

And then it’s done.

Clearly what is needed is some general theorist who can provide the intellectual basis for countercyclical fiscal policy capable of rescuing these underemployed bloggers from the curse of the cycle and restore the blogosphere to an equilbrium state of optimal production. And yes, if you must know, I do get a little strange once I’m on the home stretch of a book. But I’m not the only one.

“It is astonishing what foolish things one can temporarily believe if one thinks too long alone, particularly in economics….”
– John Maynard Keynes


Poisoned and poisonous

It’s nice to learn that I’m not the only one who felt that Socrates got nothing less than he deserved:

Professor Paul Cartledge has concluded that the trial was legally just and Socrates was guilty as charged. Prof Cartledge said: “Everyone knows that the Greeks invented democracy, but it was not democracy as we know it, and we have misread history as a result. The charges Socrates faced seem ridiculous to us, but in Ancient Athens they were genuinely felt to serve the communal good.”

Setting aside both the absurdity of trans-temporal justice and the particulars of Athenian law, my perspective is that Socrates is most rightly condemned by the doctrine and behavior of his followers. The fact that two of Athens’s worst citizens, Alcibiades and Critias, were his students, and the deplorable totalitarian vision of Plato’s Republic, are more than enough to retroactively damn their instructor. And the flimsiness and dishonesty of his logic make me seriously question the logical capabilities of anyone who is overly impressed by the Socratic method; while it is an effective critical device, it is simply not the effective means of constructing positive conclusions that many people appear to believe it to be.

An intellectually inclined Italian admiral once said to me, the entire history of the ideological war between left and right boils down to Aristotle versus Plato. If this is a reasonable summary, one can’t help but wonder how different the world could have been if the Athenians had had the good sense to put an end to the poisonous philosopher before he sowed his sophistic seeds.


Mailvox: anti-semitism

JpH takes the correct approach and asks a question rather than assume he knows the answer:

Do you support anti-Semitism? I don’t mind if the readers voice their opinions, no matter how silly they seem to be at times, but I just want to know if you agree with some of this very blatant anti-Semitism. I don’t assume that you do, but I am curious nonetheless.

In answer to the first question, no, I don’t support anti-Semitism, or Judenhassen, or whatever else you might want to call it. Being a libertarian, I tend to cast a very jaundiced eye on collectivist and group identity notions of every kind. To me, it makes no more sense to condemn today’s American Jews on the basis of the behavior of Jewish Bolshevists in Russia and Jewish Fascists in Italy than it does to hold today’s Romans responsible for the destruction of Carthage. One has to be a collectivist to think in such terms. Of course, because I am a libertarian, I also refuse to play thought police so long as people remain reasonably civil and I am an strong advocate of the Constitutional right of free association.

It’s not possible for me to answer the second question without more information, since I can’t know what JhP means by “this very blatant anti-Semitism” unless he details it. Is he suggesting that it is anti-Semitic to mention that some of today’s liberal fascists happen to be Jewish? Is it really anti-Semitic to provide a link to a video shot in Jerusalem which shows American Jews exhibiting a political perspective that most Americans would consider to be outside the mainstream? The world is what it is, regardless of how we might prefer it to be, and attempting to sweep the uncomfortable facts under the carpet accomplishes nothing.

One need not harbor any ill-will towards anyone to question, as Napoleon did, whether these young Jews are more loyal to their Israeli identity than they are to their American citizenship. Nor should one be surprised if the vast majority of the American people should fail to be anymore concerned about these obnoxious little idiots and their nation than they are about Bangladesh, Latvia, or Mali. Although I don’t support it any more than I support banking bailouts or $787 billion stimulus plans, I have little doubt that anti-Semitism in the United States will continue to rise. History clearly demonstrates that it is unwise and short-sighted for a small minority to attempt to exert significant political and financial power, because no matter how much they manage to accumulate, they will only hold it so long as they avoid sufficiently irritating the majority.

If the arrogance, entitlement and complete lack of awareness displayed by the young American Jews in the Blumenthal video is representative of the American Jewish elite, they would appear to be very unlikely to succeed in doing so. Now, if you happen to believe that someone who warns you of danger ahead and advises you to avoid it is an enemy, not an friend, well, I can’t say I’m terribly concerned about your opinion.