Pursuant to last night’s impromptu The Dark Lord’s Happy Fun Hour on the Owen Benjamin show, the number of times that someone says “Harry” in the Harry Potter movies is both insane and maddening.
Harry Potter’s full name occurs 134 times in total.
17 times in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
26 times in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
6 times in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
12 times in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
6 times in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
21 times in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
19 times in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I
27 times in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part II
andThe word “Harry” appears a grand total of 695 times.
The word “Potter” appears a grand total of 265 times.
It’s an audio form of the old Chinese Water Torture. I have absolutely no doubt that being forced to listen to the audio track of the Harry Potter movies would qualify as a serious violation of the Geneva Convention.
Also, as far as that whole “everyone is welcome back on YouTube now” theme that’s been going around, well, that does not actually appear to be the case. Here is what I was greeted with when I attempted to sign in to my channel. Remember, I was never even accused of violating any rules, guidelines, or policies.
Your channel won’t be put back on YouTube
We’ve taken a careful look at your channel again, and confirmed that it violates our Community Guidelines policy. We recognise that this is disappointing news, but our goal is to keep the YouTube community safe and supported.
I know, I’m just shocked too. Now let’s hear Burrito Mussolini tell us how he’s the Most Cancelled Man in America again on his YouTube channel…