From Chase Me Ladies, I’m in the Cavalry: “My favourite liberal is Hildebrando Pascoal, a Brazilian poltician from the forest state of Acre. He was barred from Congress for “failings in parliamentary decorum” for murdering people with a saw. He was also involved in illegal land deals, cocaine trafficking, dissolving a boy in acid, murdering a doctor, and murdering the local bishop…. If this is their idea of a liberal, you can imagine what their young conservatives are like.”