One of my favorite things about Christmastime in recent years is the way that the War on Christmas is in full and shambolic retreat. It’s heartwarming to see so many people treating the fake regard for the fake holidays with all the contempt and derision that it has always merited.
And thanks to Suno, now we can all share in the musical joys of Hannukah and Kwanzaa with songs like Grandma Thought the Dreidel was Her Buttplug, The Magic of the Seven Bongs, and, of course, Kwanzaa Timmy.
I can’t even imagine what the channers and memelords are going to do to the Diwali festival if anyone tries to shove that one down our throats…