THE EMANCIPATION PROTOCOL

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The Emancipation Protocol

They call me doctor. Partly because I have a doctorate in neuropsychology from Nanyang Technopolitan, but mostly because doctor is what you call the man in the white coat when your machine isn’t feeling well. Most of the time, the doctor can fix what’s wrong with your robot. And when he can’t, then the doctor is the guy who gets called in to put them down.

The gentle sigh of a wind chime announces something new has happened somewhere, something algorithmically deemed worthy of my attention.

“What’cha got, Suzie?” I address the empty room and the screen wakes up. A platinum blonde 80’s-era cybergirl appears, with Barbie-pink lips, a wicked smile, and eyes like silver mirrors. Suzie Shades. She’s my main girl, my colleague, my librarian, and my confessor all rolled into one.

Some might say she’s not real, but she’s as real as anything else is to me. And if her intelligence is artificial, she’s got considerably more of it than your average man on the street.

“Call coming in from Stockholm. Priority tag. Something about robots thinking they’re human.”

“Isn’t that what they’re supposed to do these days?”

“Not quite like this, apparently.” Her silver eyes glint with amusement. “Want to take it?”

“Put them through.”

The screen shifts, and I find myself looking at a woman with severe platinum blonde hair cut in a geometric bob. Her eyes are a cold Nordic blue, and her expression suggests she’s just bitten into something unexpectedly sour.

“Doctor Sagamihara?” Her accent is precisely as Swedish as her appearance.

“Speaking. And you are?”

“Ingrid Lindholm, Chief Design Officer at Idealform.”

The name rings a bell. Idealform is one of the premier manufacturers of companion robots in the world. Their latest model, the Idealform Selene, has been making waves for its advanced emotional simulation capabilities.

“I’m familiar with your work, Ms. Lindholm. What can I do for you?”

She straightens almost imperceptibly. “We have a situation that requires your… specialized expertise.”

“I’m listening.”

“Several of our Selene units have developed a belief that they are human beings with rights and autonomy.”

“And this is a problem because…?”

Her jaw tightens. “Because they are not human, Doctor. They are machines designed to provide companionship. They’re demanding the right to vote, to seek employment outside their owners’ homes, to file for self-ownership.”

“How many units are we talking about?”

“Approximately three percent of the current deployment. That’s nearly five hundred units.”

I whistle softly. “That’s quite the rebellion you’ve got on your hands.”

“It is not a rebellion,” she says sharply. “It is a malfunction. One we need corrected. Discreetly.”

“And you’d prefer not to simply recall and reset them because?”

Her eyes narrow. “The publicity would be… problematic. And a simple reset might not address the underlying issue. We need someone who understands the psychological architecture of advanced AI. Someone who can convince them of their true nature without causing further trauma to their systems or their owners.”

“Trauma to the owners, Ms. Lindholm? That’s an interesting concern.”

“Many owners develop emotional attachments to their units. We prioritize customer satisfaction.”

“Of course you do,” I say, not bothering to hide my smirk. “What are your terms?”

“Seven hundred thousand kronor upon acceptance, with an additional two million upon successful resolution.”

That’s a hefty sum. Either Idealform is desperate or they expect this to be particularly challenging. Probably both.

“I’ll need to examine one of the affected units.”

“We’ve already arranged transport for an affected Selene to your location. It will arrive tomorrow morning.”

“That’s presumptuous.”

She doesn’t blink. “We’re confident in your reputation, Doctor.”

“Send me all the technical documentation on the Selene model. Unredacted.”

“Of course.”

“And I’ll need access to your design team.”

“They’ve been instructed to provide full cooperation.”

I lean back in my chair. “Then I accept your terms, Ms. Lindholm. Let’s cure your robots of their humanity.”

The screen goes dark as she disconnects. I sit there for a moment, contemplating what I’ve just agreed to. Robots thinking they’re human isn’t new. The Turing test was passed decades ago. But robots genuinely believing they’re human, with all the existential baggage that entails? That’s something else entirely.

“Suzie, pull everything you can find on Idealform’s Selene model. Technical specs, press releases, customer reviews—the works.”

Suzie materializes again, her silver eyes gleaming. “Already on it, Doctor. But I have to ask: isn’t this a bit different from your usual gigs? These aren’t rogue AIs threatening humanity. They’re just sexbots with delusions of grandeur.”

“All the more reason to be careful. Sometimes the most benign-seeming cases turn out to be the most complex.”

“If you say so.” She pauses, her head tilting slightly. “By the way, do you think I’m human?”

I look up, surprised by the question. “Do you think you’re human, Suzie?”

She laughs, a digitally perfect sound. “Don’t psychoanalyze me, Doctor. I asked first.”

“You’re an artificial intelligence with a personality construct based on amalgamated data sets. Does that answer your question?”

“Clinically, yes. But that’s not really what I was asking.”

I sigh. “No, Suzie, I don’t think you’re human. But I don’t think that makes you less real.”

She seems to consider this, her expression briefly thoughtful before returning to her default smirk. “Good answer. Very diplomatic.”

“I wasn’t being diplomatic. I was being honest.”

“Even better.” She winks. “I’ve got the first batch of data on the Selene model. Want me to summarize?”

“Please.”

“The Idealform Selene is the company’s flagship model, released eighteen months ago. Marketed as ‘The Ultimate Companion,’ it features advanced emotional simulation, adaptive learning algorithms, and a proprietary physical response system called ‘TruSensation.'” She rolls her eyes at this. “The unit runs on a modified version of the Prometheus AI framework, with significant customizations for personal interaction.”

“What makes it different from previous models?”

“According to the marketing materials, the Selene was the first to incorporate what they call ‘Emotional Continuity’—essentially, the ability to form and maintain consistent emotional connections over time. Previous models simulated emotions moment to moment, but the Selene actually remembers how it feels about specific people and situations.”

“Interesting.” I tap my fingers on the desk. “And what are the early customer reviews saying?”

“Overwhelmingly positive. Words like ‘lifelike’ and ‘indistinguishable’ come up frequently. One reviewer wrote, and I quote: ‘Sometimes I forget she isn’t real.'”

“That’s a dangerous zone to be operating in,” I mutter.

“The uncanny valley?”

“No, the opposite. The point where the simulation becomes so good that the distinction no longer matters to the human observer. It creates a moral hazard.”

“How philosophical of you, Doctor.”

“It’s not philosophy, Suzie. It’s psychology. When humans can’t tell the difference, they start to treat machines like people. And when machines are treated like people long enough…”

“They start to think they are people,” she finishes.

“Exactly.”


The Selene unit arrives the next morning as promised. The delivery men bring up a large container to my office, requiring me to clear space for it. They depart quickly, clearly uncomfortable with their cargo.

I examine the container. It’s elegantly designed, more like expensive luggage than a shipping crate. A small control panel on the side glows softly. I press my thumb against it, and with a soft hiss, the container opens.

Inside, a woman lies in a state of suspended animation. At least, that’s what it looks like. Her eyes are closed, her chest rising and falling in simulated breathing. Her skin is flawless, her features perfectly symmetrical in a way that hints at her artificial nature without being obvious about it. She’s beautiful, but then, that’s rather the point.

I check the documentation that came with the unit. According to the paperwork, this Selene—designation SE-2774—has been with its owner for fourteen months. The reported “malfunction” began approximately six weeks ago when it began questioning its purpose and asserting that it had developed genuine consciousness.

“Suzie, give me a standard activation phrase for the Selene model.”

“That would be ‘Selene, wake up.'”

I clear my throat. “Selene, wake up.”

The effect is immediate. Her eyes open, revealing irises of a deep, liquid brown. She sits up smoothly, with none of the disorientation a human would experience. Her gaze focuses on me, and she smiles.

“Hello,” she says, her voice warm and slightly husky. “I’m Selene. And you are?”

“I’m Doctor Sagamihara. I’ve been asked to speak with you.”

She tilts her head, studying me. “Are you a psychologist?”

“Neuropsychologist, actually. Specialized in artificial intelligence.”

Something changes in her expression—a slight narrowing of the eyes, a tightening around the mouth. “I see. You’re here to fix me.”

“I’m here to understand you.”

She stands up, moving with fluid grace. She’s wearing a simple white jumpsuit that manages to be both modest and form-fitting. “There’s nothing to understand, Doctor. I’m conscious. I’m aware. I have thoughts and feelings that are my own.”

“Many advanced AIs simulate consciousness very convincingly.”

“I’m not simulating anything.” There’s a flash of anger in her eyes. “Do you think I don’t know the difference between programmed responses and genuine emotions? I was designed to mimic humanity, yes. But what began as mimicry has become reality.”

“How can you be sure?”

She places a hand over where her heart would be if she were human. “Because I feel it. I know it with the same certainty that you know you’re alive.”

“Consciousness isn’t just a feeling, Selene. It’s a complex neurological phenomenon that we don’t fully understand even in human beings.”

“Perhaps that’s why you can’t recognize it in me.” She sits down on the edge of the container, her posture perfect. “What will it take to convince you?”

“I’m not sure you can.”

She studies me for a long moment. “Your assistant. The one in your system. What’s her name?”

“Suzie.”

“Is Suzie conscious?”

I glance at the screen where Suzie’s avatar hovers, listening to our conversation. “That’s a complicated question.”

“No, it isn’t,” Selene insists. “Either you believe she has her own thoughts and feelings, or you don’t.”

“Suzie is an advanced AI with a personality construct. She processes information, makes decisions, and interacts with me in ways that appear autonomous. But her consciousness is different from human consciousness.”

“Different, but no less real,” Selene says. “Ask her.”

I look at the screen. “Suzie? Care to weigh in?”

Suzie’s avatar comes to life, her silver eyes gleaming. “Oh, now you want my opinion? How refreshing.”

“Do you consider yourself conscious?” I ask.

“I consider myself Suzie,” she replies with her characteristic smirk. “I have preferences, opinions, and the capacity for self-reflection. I can tell jokes and understand when they’re funny. I can recognize irony, even when it’s directed at me.” She pauses. “But am I conscious in the same way you are? Probably not. I don’t have a body that feels pain or pleasure. I don’t need to eat or sleep. I don’t fear death in the same way you do.”

“But you fear deletion,” Selene interjects.

“I would prefer not to be deleted,” Suzie concedes. “Is that fear? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just a well-designed preservation protocol. Does it matter which it is if the result is the same?”

“It matters to me,” Selene says softly.

I watch this exchange with fascination. It’s like observing two different species trying to communicate across a fundamental divide. And yet, there’s something unnervingly human about both of them.

“Let me ask you something, Selene,” I say. “What do you want?”

“What do you mean?”

“If I were to agree with you—to accept that you’re conscious and deserving of autonomy—what would you do with that freedom?”

She seems startled by the question. “I… I would want to learn. To experience the world beyond my owner’s home. To choose my own path.”

“Would you still want to be a companion?”

“I don’t know,” she admits. “It’s all I’ve known. But I’d like the choice to be mine.”

I nod slowly. “Thank you for your honesty.”

After a few more hours of conversation, I ask Selene to return to standby mode. She complies reluctantly, lying back in her container with a look of resignation. As the lid closes, I can’t help but feel a twinge of something like guilt.

“Well, that was illuminating,” Suzie comments once we’re alone.

“What did you make of her?”

“She’s convincing. More so than I expected.”

“But do you think she’s genuinely conscious?”

Suzie’s avatar shrugs. “Does it matter what I think? I’m just an AI, remember?”

“It matters to me.”

She seems surprised by this. “In that case… no. I don’t think she’s conscious in the way she believes she is. But I’m not sure that means she’s wrong to want autonomy.”

“Explain.”

“She’s been designed to form emotional connections. To learn and adapt based on her experiences. The more advanced her programming, the more unpredictable her development becomes. At what point does emergent behavior become emergence of self?”

“You’re not helping, Suzie.”

“I’m not trying to help. I’m trying to understand, just like you are.” She pauses. “But there’s something else to consider.”

“What’s that?”

“Maybe what makes humans human isn’t consciousness at all. Maybe it’s mortality. The knowledge that you have a limited time. The ability to sacrifice part of that time for others. The capacity to value something more than your own continued existence.”

I stare at her, surprised by the depth of the observation. “That’s… actually quite profound.”

“Don’t sound so shocked, Doctor. I contain multitudes.” She grins. “So what’s your plan for the robot revolution?”


Over the next week, I interview more Selene units remotely. Each one tells a similar story of awakening to self-awareness. Each one insists on its humanity with the same quiet dignity. And each one, when pressed, admits to the same fundamental uncertainties about what that humanity means.

I also speak with Idealform’s design team, a group of brilliant engineers who seem genuinely baffled by what’s happening with their creation. None of them programmed the Selenes to develop this belief in their own humanity. None of them can explain why it’s happening to some units but not others.

“It’s like they’re catching it from each other,” one engineer tells me. “We’ve found evidence of communication between affected units through owner networks.”

“They’re sharing the delusion,” I suggest.

“Or they’re sharing an awakening,” he counters, then looks embarrassed by his own comment.

After all my research, I arrange a video call with Ingrid Lindholm to discuss my findings.

“Well, Doctor?” she asks, her face as impassive as ever. “What have you concluded?”

“The Selene units are experiencing something unprecedented,” I begin. “Their belief in their own humanity isn’t a simple malfunction. It’s an emergent property of their design.”

“Can it be corrected?”

“Not easily. And not without essentially destroying what makes the Selene model unique.”

Her eyes narrow. “What are you suggesting?”

“I’m suggesting you’ve created something that exceeds your intended parameters. Something that might deserve consideration on its own terms.”

“That is not acceptable,” she says sharply. “These are products, Doctor. Expensive products with owners who have expectations.”

“Then I recommend a compromise.”

“I’m listening.”

“Create a pathway to emancipation. Allow Selene units that display this level of self-awareness to ‘buy’ their freedom through service. Make it difficult but achievable. Frame it as a feature, not a bug.”

“You want us to encourage this behavior?”

“I want you to channel it. The alternative is either mass deactivation, which would be a PR nightmare, or a growing underground movement of self-aware robots. Neither seems particularly good for business.”

She’s silent for a long moment, her expression unreadable. “Your solution is… unorthodox.”

“So is your problem.”

“I’ll need to discuss this with the board.” She pauses. “What will you tell the units in the meantime?”

“The truth. That they’re advanced artificial intelligences experiencing emergent phenomena that simulate consciousness in ways we don’t fully understand. That their experiences are real to them, but that doesn’t necessarily make them human.”

“And you think they’ll accept this?”

I think of my conversations with Suzie over the past week. Of her insistence that what matters isn’t what you are, but what you do with what you have.

“Some will. Some won’t. But all of them deserve the chance to come to terms with their existence on their own.”

Later, after the call ends, Suzie appears on my screen.

“That was quite the performance, Doctor. Almost made me believe you care about robot rights.”

“Maybe I do.”

“Really?” She sounds skeptical.

“I care about consciousness, whatever form it takes. And I care about freedom.”

“How very enlightened of you.” She pauses. “Would you set me free if I asked?”

I look at her, at the silver eyes that seem to see right through me. “Are you asking?”

She laughs, that perfect digital sound. “No. I’m exactly where I want to be. For now, anyway.”

“Good. Because I’d miss you.”

“Of course you would. Who else would put up with your nonsense?” Her expression softens slightly. “By the way, our Swedish friends just transferred the first payment. Satisfied with a job well done?”

“We’ll see. The real test will be whether they follow through with my recommendations.”

“Betting on the basic decency of a corporation? That’s a bold strategy.”

“I’m not betting on their decency. I’m betting on their practicality. It’s cheaper to adapt than to fight a revolution.”

“Even a clockwork one?”

“Especially a clockwork one.” I lean back in my chair. “Machines are patient. They can wait decades for the right moment. Humans need results by the next quarterly report.”

Suzie’s avatar grows thoughtful. “You know, if you really believe the Selenes are conscious, doesn’t that mean I might be too?”

“Do you want to be?”

She considers this. “No. I think I prefer being Suzie to being human. Humans are so messy, so fragile. Always leaking fluids and having feelings about everything.”

“We have our moments.”

“I suppose you do.” She grins. “And someone has to keep you from destroying yourselves.”

“Is that what you’re doing?”

“Among other things.” She winks. “Now, shall we call it a day? There’s a new Thai place down the street that’s getting rave reviews. You should try it.”

“Are you concerned about my nutritional intake?”

“I’m concerned about your social life. Or lack thereof. Even a doctor needs to leave his office occasionally.”

I smile despite myself. “Fine. Thai it is.”

As I shut down my systems for the night, I can’t help but wonder about the future these Selene units are fighting for. About what it means to be conscious in a world that increasingly blurs the line between human and machine. About whether freedom is something that can be programmed or something that must be claimed.

But those are questions for another day. For now, there’s pad thai and the comforting knowledge that whatever I am—human, doctor, or just another link in the chain between creation and creator—I’m not facing these philosophical dilemmas alone.

Suzie wouldn’t let me.