They’re More Likely in London

When everything is fake and gay, and everything the media reports is untrue, your safest bet is to assume the opposite:

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has travelled to Kyiv to meet President Volodymyr Zelensky in an unannounced visit. A picture shared by the Embassy of Ukraine to the UK on Twitter showed the pair sitting across a table in the country’s capital, with their respective flags in the room. In the image caption, the embassy simply wrote: ‘Surprise’ with a winking emoji. Last month, it was reported that the Prime Minister had asked officials to examine the practicality and value of the trip to the Ukrainian capital for talks with his Ukrainian counterpart. At the time, security officials were said to be ‘having kittens’ at the prospect of Mr Johnson travelling to a war zone.

I notice you can’t see any outlets in the picture. I’m just waiting for 4chan to dig up a picture of this room that proves it was taken somewhere in London. There is no way the British Prime Minister flew into a war zone and we already know that the “train visit” of the three Eastern European prime ministers was faked.