Imagine My Surprise

They’re going to have to change the name from “conspiracy theory” to “conspiracy news-breaking”.

I’m afraid it is now clear that two doses of vaccine are simply not enough to give the level of protection we all need.

Prime Minister Boris Johnson, 12 December 2021

So there is going to be a third dose after all. The scientists were wrong, again. And the conspiracy theorists were correct, again.

Guess what? There will also be a fourth dose, and a fifth dose, and they are never going to stop until all the retards, all the gullible, and all the fearful stop allowing themselves to get injected.