3rd World People

Produce 3rd World results. This isn’t a mystery and it isn’t rocket science. It’s how the world has always functioned.

There is “no question of the lights going out” this winter as a result of huge rises in gas prices, the business secretary has said.

UK Business Secretary Kwasi Kwarteng said he does “not expect supply emergencies” and described warnings about shortages as “alarmist”.

His statement comes as smaller energy providers battle to stay afloat due to gas price hikes making price promises to customers undeliverable.

Translation: the lights are going out.

As a general rule, if you want your economy to function well enough to a) keep the lights on and b) keep the toilets flushing, don’t permit people named “Kwasi” to be put in charge.

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