Six Months? Make That FIVE

I’m telling you, ya gotta BOOST! If you aren’t BOOSTING, you aren’t serious about vaxxing:

President Biden on Friday said he and Dr. Anthony Fauci discussed requiring COVID-19 booster shots every five months rather than every eight as previously anticipated.

The shorter timeframe would increase the number of vaccine doses that the US will need to set aside for booster shots — as poorer nations clamor for more US donations.

“The question raised is should it be shorter than eight months? Should it be as little as five months? That’s being discussed. I spoke with Dr. Fauci this morning about that,” Biden said in the Oval Office during a visit from Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett.

Biden said Friday that booster shots for Americans “will start here on Sept. 20 pending approval of the FDA and the CDC committee of outside experts.”

The president did not say what Fauci, the government’s top infectious disease expert, recommended regarding booster shot timing.

Personally, I think they should just go right to vaxx-maxxing and promising superpower mutations. Start off with a little J&J before breakfast, a little post-prandial Pfizer in the afternoon, Moderna with dinner, then finish the day off with a “shooter’s choice” of either AstroZeneca or Sputnik before bedtime.