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An Englishman has been arrested for showing insufficient enthusiasm about the failure of three African players to successfully make penalty kicks:

Greater Manchester Police have arrested the Savills estate agent who allegedly posted a racist tweet about black England football stars after the Three Lions lost the European Championship to Italy.

Andrew Bone, 37, self-presented at Cheadle Heath police station this morning and was subsequently arrested on suspicion of an offence under Section 1 of the Malicious Communications Act. 

It’s a good thing Shaquille O’Neal is retired. They’d have had to arrest the entire Los Angeles Lakers fan base after one of Shaq’s epic free throw performances in the NBA playoffs. 

It seems to me the intrinsic problem with declaring that there is no room for racists in society means that anyone who can be accused of racism – which is nearly everyone of European descent – are being left with absolutely no alternative but to eliminate all the anti-racists from society.

Which means, of course, that there will be war.