Attack of the zombie gunmen

The government is obviously hiding the true story in Dayton in order to prevent panic. The shooter rose from the grave in order to take his revenge!

Item: Connor Betts named as gunman in body armour who shot dead 9 and injured 26 in Ohio

Item: Dayton gunman Connor Betts’ sister and her boyfriend ‘shot dead’ in massacre. Megan Betts was killed by her brother Connor who slaughtered eight others before being shot by police

Item: an obituary published in The Hartford Courant on Feb. 23, 2014

Connor D. Betts
1992 – 2014

Connor D. Betts, 22, of Suffield passed away suddenly Wednesday, February 19, 2014. Connor was born in Hartford on February 12, 1992, son of Kathleen O’Leary Betts, and was loved by all who knew him. Growing up in Suffield he graduated from Suffield High School in 2010 and then attended Lincoln Tech for Diesel Technology and received his certification in 2012….

Connor was always willing to lend a hand and had the great ability to fix anything. He was known for his heart of gold and will be missed dearly by all. He was a 6’3″ teddy bear known as “Baby” by his “Mama.” Along with his mother Connor is survived by his four siblings, Colleen Rodriguez and her husband Alfredo; Megan Betts; Brian Betts; and Kathryn Betts all in Suffield.

In other words, it’s zombies. That, or the guys writing the scripts are complete hacks who comb through obituary notices to name their characters.

UPDATE: Some have suggested that it is simple coincidence that two young men named Connor Betts happened to have sisters named Megan. And that is surely within the realm of reasonable possibility; White Pages lists six Connor Bettses across the United States. But if it’s just a case of nomenclatural coincidence, then why are people reporting that the obituaries of the late Connor Betts are being wiped off the Internet?